โ you canโt be serious, itโs a load of commercialised crap. โย
โ it struck me that i donโt show my feelings for you enough. โย
โ you have broken my heart and i will never forgive you. โย
โ actually, you are the most important person in my life right now. โ
โ i guess what iโm saying is i love you. iโm sorry, but i do. โย
โ oh, i wonder who my secret admirer is! โย
โ someone just sent flowers to the front desk for me. it wasnโt you, was it? โ
โ single again, another year running. at least thereโs discount chocolates. โย
โ i know itโs kind of cliche to propose on valentines day, butโ will you marry me? โ
โ is that a rom-com youโre watching, seriously? โย
โ why is it that i canโt even manage to be cynical and jaded around you anymore?โย
โ you still only receive a valentines card from your grandma? man thatโs sad. โย
โ this is the last time we attempt valentines day sex. something always goes wrong, itโs like weโre cursed or something. โย
โ the thing is, suddenly when i picture my future, all i can see is you. โย
โ theyโre doing two-for-one at that super posh restaurant and i wanna try oysters if you want to come with? โย
โ this is so inconvenient. i canโt be falling in love with you right now. โย
โ youโre my secret admirer! donโt deny it, no one else spells my name like that. โย
โ wait, hang on, were you just attempting to flirt? because it was awful but iโm no better and i think i fell in love with you a little bit honestly. โย
โ youโre a fucking bastard and you drive me mad but i love you. shit, i really love you. โย
โ i canโt bear this anymore. i canโt keep lying, when itโs always been you. โย
โ come here and kiss me already. โย
โ i tried so hard to forget you, but thing is i canโt get you off my mind. โ
โ i just want to meet my mr. darcy and ride off into the sunset, is that too much to ask? โย
โ this is really hard to ask so uh, bear with me, but umโ i wanted to know ifโ maybe, i mean, you donโt have to โ would you like to go out for dinner with me? โย
โ dumped on valentines day. shiiit, thatโs some rotten luck, mate. โย
โ you forgot valentines day? oh man youโre sooooo dead. โ
โ i think actually that youโre the most beautiful human being iโve ever met. โย
โ i know youโre not the romantic type but i at least thought youโd remember. โ
โ you really are my everything. โย
โ โ woah. i โ wow. i mean. look at you! you look โ incredible tonight. โย
โ wearing red on valentines is a little bit cringe isnโt it? โย
โ wow. just wow. cheating on me on valentines day. really nice, jackass. โย
โ are you breaking up with me? but i โ this night was meant to be our date night! โย
โ the truth is, i canโt stand to be around you because i canโt stand to be without you. โย
โ you have wedding day jitters on valentines day? yikes buddy that bodes well. โย
โ you are incredible & i love you so much. i couldnโt be happier that iโm finally marrying you. โย
โ letโs get married. right now. letโs just be totally crazy and run off together. โย
โ you have saved me in every way a person can be saved. i canโt thank you enough. โย
โ will you do me the honour of dancing with me? โย
โ oh wow weโve reached crying-in-the-bathroom level of pre-valentines despair, huh? um, want a hug? some super cheap chocolate? โย
โ you are the love of my life and i will love you until my heart stops beating. โย
โ in the spirit of valentines day, how about we try again and get it right this time? โ