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I’m pissed. You and Stevie are going to be friends your whole life, but once you go away to college and you’re not stuck with us, we’re never gonna see you again. But even so, you’re spending the rest of the time left with Stevie instead of… Do I have to tell you I love you? No.

when they see  each other (as adults) they have new fears - mike’s fear is actually seeing stan dead. it’s awful i hated it

there’s no “loser/lover” thing on eddie’s arm. she never writes that. actually, he has all of the losers’ signatures and it’s a very sweet scene

they robbed us with the leprew scene. for real, it’s a weird hobbo that proposes a blow job to eddie for some money, then just offers to do it for free.

ben lets bill “get” beverly when they’re young, because he loves bill and he’s fine with that, just because it’s him.

btw, they’re all in love with bill. like, really. 

eddie is as much in love with bill than beverly. he says that ‘his face was made to be loved by him” and that “if bill asked to, he would die for him”

richie’s first date is beverly. they (and ben) go to the theater and bev says “it’s a date!” just after richie thinks that “beverly is his bro, but usually he doesn’t wonder the color of his bro’s underwear” we were robbed of their friendship

just before bill and beverly get into the sex™ she friendzones him. 

richies’ parents are cool. and not abusive like in every™ reddie™ fanfic™ ever™

mikes parents aren’t dead, and they’re the best, we were also robbed

btw the movie completely erased the racism going on with the black spot burning. 

there’s 3 eddies in the book. they all die.

bev has a mom. the mom knows what’s going on, but does kinda nothing. 

at some point, richies takes a “cig pause” but he doesn’t have cigarettes. he says it doesn’t matter, it’s only for the idea.

in english, stan’s nickname is “stan the man”, in french, it’s the equivalent of “stanude the dude”

audra (bill’s wife) is just like beverly, which is hinted to be the reason why bill flirted with audra.

eddie also has the hots for bevvie, and he’s actually the first to have sex with her. 

i’m not going to surprise you, but there’s a child orgy, but only eddie’s, ben’s and bill’s “part” are explained. richie and mike have a sentence, and stan is the least comfortable with it.

beverly sees patrick and henry make “fire farts” before they jerk off together and patrick proposes to blow henry. 

bill is kinda a douche, honestly. he’s in my top 3, but i think he didn’t “”””deserve””””” the happy ending he got (compared to the others)

beverly’s dad wants her to undress so he can see if she’s still intact. awful. 1/10 i hated it

henry killed mike’s dog :(

mike??? the most important character. underrated.

richie??? very funny. beverly laughs at all of his jokes (most of them are either voices or about stan being jewish). they smoke cigs and they’re 11. who raised these children. 

pennywise is very funny!!! i laughed a few times at it’s jokes

eddie says that “he doesn’t need a psychologist to tell him he married his mom” and so does beverly with her dad and husband.