Kiss My Hippie Ass

“The bird in Charlie’s Angels is, I believe, the wrongest bird in the history of cinema — and one of the weirdest and most inexplicable flubs in any movie I can remember. It is elaborately, even ornately wrong.” (I was slack-jawed by the end of this.)

Absolutely go read this. I was delighted the entire time.

#i like how he’s effectively backing up troi here#despite technically asking for the exact opposite thing

it probably feels good as fuck to freak out and scream really loud and break shit

women in PHLEGM (poetry, history, language, english literature, ghost stories, music)

Okay so I found the most incredible horse statue while doing research for my job and guys. Are you ready for this. Are you sure you're fucking ready for this thing

HONSE & hrse

every character should get fatter to signify that their life no longer sucks

so glad nobody is being stupid as fuck on this post constantly