foundtheturtles

i just think it would be funny if they worked at the institute at the same time. funny for everyone but gertrude who would get 7285935 migraines a day but that’s besides the point also bonus:

-"It Is Polite To Knock", first and foremost. and there's a running theme of antagonistic forces knocking. eg, Jane Prentiss never attempting to force her way in to Martin's house, but standing outside and knocking for days on end, Natalie knocking politely on Kathy's door when she tries to recruit her to the Dark cult and never barging in, etc etc

-the Distortion doesn't tend to force people to enter, it waits for people to come in on their own

-Mike Crew's "I was trying so hard to be polite"-- and his attempt was pretty solid! he was legitimately polite up until then, and would have probably continued being polite if Jon didn't keep doubling down

-Peter Lukas cares about proper workplace management and takes actual workplace suggestions from his employees. And agrees to do fewer murders.

-the ONE thing Jonah-Elias is famous for is apologizing. Imagine the most evil thing you do in your life is apologizing for the deception

you know how like vampires can't enter without being invited in?? Or in a lot of horror movies the monster only comes at a certain time??

MONSTERS FOLLOW RULES

compared to the usually blunt, rude and sarcastic main characters, our protagonists almost seem like the villains, and the monsters the normal, relatable ones.

the most widely accepted ship name is jmart???? WHAT????