HH Headcanons
During his human life Vox listened to Alastor's radio show exactly once, while on vacation as a child
Alastor physically cannot stop smiling, he's stuck like that
Niffty didn't sell her soul to Alastor. She just got bored of being an overlord, and she thinks he's funny
Husk almost died eight times as a human, which is why his hell form is a cat
Vaggie was very lonely in heaven but never expressed her feelings because heaven was supposed to be perfect, and she feared that feeling that way was her fault
Valentino tried to get clean several times throughout his human life but always went back to crime, drugs, and toxic lovers (like a moth to a flame)
Pentious and Baxter were genuinely good friends at first, but the relationship soured over time
Baxter was Pentious's first friend
Pentious is Sera's first human friend
Charlie didn't have friends her own age as a child, which led to her struggles in relating to her friends as an adult
Lucifer has literally gone years without speaking or getting out of bed before
Velvette sometimes goes days without sleeping
One on one Velvette could take Valentino in a fight, but it would be difficult, and they'd both be ugly crying by the end of it
Both Velvette and Valentino could destroy Vox in a brawl
Sometimes Angel Dust vents to Niffty about work
Angel Dust speaks English and Italian fluently, and is conversational in Yiddish due to his neighbors speaking it as he was growing up
Alastor does not know how to use a smartphone but does own an old flip phone (which he abhors)
Mimzy had Alastor hide several bodies for her while they were alive, their remains were never found
Alastor gave Niffty her aprons, she has three of them
Before Angel Dust brought his angelic steel filled guns to defend the hotel, no angel had ever died by bullet (during that battle, he killed several exterminators who literally didn't know what hit them)
Rosie is a romantic soul who was genuinely in love with her husbands. She still ate them, as well as several other of her paramours throughout the years
Watching her parents' marriage deteriorate genuinely affected Charlie and led to a period of poor mental health during her adolescence (which she compensates for as an adult with intense positivity)
Vox did a lot of cocaine when he was alive
Alastor smokes weed alone in his room but only when he feels safe
Baxter was of average height as a human
















