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i don't do bad sauce passes

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Cosimo Galluzzi

oozey mess
trying on a metaphor

JVL
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Misplaced Lens Cap
RMH
cherry valley forever

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Stranger Things
Not today Justin
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i feel like im constantly taking damage
-1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp

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basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg
“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

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being a jack of all trades is dope as fuck honestly. it's like I'm doing crop rotation inside my own brain
i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic
rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich
saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard
this sucks im going to kill (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) the president of the United States. (end statement)

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Happy Piccolo Day
May we all pray for painless obliteration on this Piccolo Day
I’m genuinely so boring to talk to. all my news is like “huuuuge amount of isopods on the apple slice today”
huge day for me tbh
WAIT! RUBBER DUCKY ON THE APPLE SLICE!!!!
this is a big deal for me, because I ordered a plastic carton of them a month ago when I had an active fever (and was making somewhat impaired decisions) and ever since then I’ve been agonizing, because I haven’t seen a single one. I assumed that I’d made a husbandry error and sentenced my very expensive crustaceans to death, but they LIVE! they are neighbours with the vulgares and the springtails and they are HAPPY!
this was like seeing a wild tiger for me. even though I bought them and put them in there. still riding the high
big fan of the four-year-old on this flight who yelled "THEY ARE BRINGING COMPLEMENTARY BEVERAGES" when the flight attendants came down with the drinks cart
gonna start saying Bagayaya before bed
I'm so mad I think I'm going to help increase the trout population

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I'm not going to fuck my computer