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what is everyone’s media property that they think is good but would get their pretentious card revoked. like i’m talking no irony you think this property is genuinely brilliant and deserves critical acclaim. i will go first. this is us nbc

crossfaded on what no longer is and what remains to be seen

*reels it in* aw yea this fish must be like 12 pounds. i cant wait to catch another one *feels around in my empty worm can* hmm *looks at my buddy steve napping with his hat over his eyes and his penis hanging out in the sun* *notices his penis* *notices the shape of it* *looks at my empty can that used to have worms in it* *looks back at his penis* *looks at him sleeping* *looks at the hook on my line* *looks back at his penis*

easier for the owner of LED headlights to pass through the eye of a needle than to enter the kingdom of heaven.