chili cheese fries and sex | gojo satoru đŁČâïœĄË
lots of stupid sex talk and dumb jokes at a diner between early 20 something year old friends, mentions of virginity. au. no smut in dis. implied tho.
when you needed to vent, you called gojo satoru. the guy talkedâa lot. but surprisingly, he made a great listener for all of your silly escapades. he was the only one you knew that would listenâpoke funâbut wouldnât judge or hold it against you.
you both sat in the diner, facing one another and stuffing your faces with chili cheese fries and shirley temples. the chili cheese fries they served could serve a family of eight, so of course you guys never bought the fries individually, but just shared it amongst each other.
âso,â gojo began, cocking his head back and dropping the fries in his mouth. âwhatâs got you all hung up this time?â
you sat back in the booth, sigh escaping your mouth with an accompanying eye roll. gojo remained looking at you, hint of a smile on his face while he scarfed down the fries.
âitâs actually quite stupid, to be honest,â you admitted, propping your face up with your hand.
âwell, iâm sure it canât be dumber than your last reason,â gojo teased, mouth still full of fries. âyouâre very impressive with upping your score each time.â
you audibly smacked your teeth and flipped him off.
âmaybe i should start keeping a scoreboard every time you call me to chat.
âare you done?â you asked nonchalantly, face still propped by your hand.
pointing his finger in the air, âor maybe you should bring one.â
his hand trailed towards the tray of fries beneath him until you yanked it away, leaving his fingers grasping at air.
âlisten!â you yelled, then forced a frie in your mouth.
gojoâs shoulders dropped. he lifted his hands in defeat, motioning for you to continue with your story.
âi went on a date with this guy last night,â you began, looking and grabbing fries as you continued. âgreat date, nothing crazy. but once we reached my door, he just kissed me on the forehead and told me goodnight.â
you stared down at the fries a little longer, anticipating a response from gojo. when you looked up, he continued blinking slowly, eyes then moving to the left and right.
âand the problem is?â he questioned slowly.
you groaned, dropping your face into both hands, hands pulling your skin downwards as you looked back at gojoâs eyebrow raising.
âthereâs not a problemâlike at all,â you explained, taking a gulp from your untouched shirley templeâbut i was expecting you knowâŠâ your shoulders began to move in an exaggerated rhythm. âa little wine and dine in my living room, and then maybe you know a littleâŠâyou cleared your throat and dropped your voice an octane. âthis pussy is mineâ in the bedroom.â
your hands trailed towards the tray of fries beneath him until you slowly saw it being dragged away, lifting your head to see gojo pulling it with his eyes wide.
âare you sure you didnât just scare him off?â he teased, smiling when the taste of fry touched his tastebuds
âgoj!â you dropped your face back into your hands.
gojo snickered at your shame. âor maybe he didnât want to just be like every guy.â
you raised your head, meeting his gazeâhis gaze still on fries. âwell, not every guy wants sex,â you began, taking a sip from your shirley temple again. âi mean a lot do, but iâve told you about the guys i went on dates with, and all we did was just hang out.â
âor argue,â gojo shrugged.
you flipped him off again, meeting a flip off from him back. he dipped his head back and dropped a few fries into his mouth.
âbut i just wanted this one specifically to really want sex.â
âno! not really,â you admitted, shrugging and leaning back against the booth. âheâs okay. a little bit too fascinated with blood butâŠit left me anticipating something kinky.â
gojo, sure he listened, was too busy trying to get the attention of a waiter for more fries to respond. everytime he tried to yell, he was just left sticking his finger in the air. you continued on anyway.
âcanât a girl just want some sex? a few strokes, nothing more?â
âwhy donât you just call toji?â gojo asked, still not looking at you, hands getting more frantic trying to wave down a waiter.
you furrowed your brow and hit the table, hurriedly getting gojoâs attention again. he sat back in the booth like a puppy who didnât get his treat.
âi donât need sex that bad,â you pointed, voice a little raised. you placed your finger down and sighed. âand besides, as much as heâs good in bed, iâm not trying to deal with any of his stupid baby mama drama or his smart ass mouth.â
âfair enough,â gojo shrugged. âhe does have a smart ass mouth.â
you continued drinking your shirley temple, watching gojo still fail to get a waiter. you scoffed at him.
âsir!â you screamed, grabbing the attention of a few patrons and finallyâ a waiter.
âcan we get another order of the supreme chili cheese fries? ranch on the side, please?â you smiled, giving the waiter a thumbs up as he nodded.
you met gojoâs gaze, eyes wide and hands pressed to the table.
âi couldâve just did that,â he said blankly.â i didnât want to be rude thoughâŠâ he trailed.
you completely dickmatized: âokay maybe iâll just call toji.â
âno, no youâre not gonna be that desperate now, are you?â gojo asked in protest, scrunching his face and raising his arms. âarenât there other guys in your phone you could call? what about that guy, kento?â
you groaned, dropping your shoulders, thinking of the one that got away. âdonât remind me of him. i saw him and his wifeâs new wedding photos and it made me drive 43 miles from where i was to tojiâs.â
âoh girl,â gojo teased, shaking his head slowly and smacking his teeth.
âplus iâm tired of the same guys. i need something new and exciting,â you took a big gulp of your drink. âand maybe heavyâŠand a bit girthy.â
ânot long?â gojo snickered.
ânot right now, goj,â you said, no giggle escaping.
âyouâre no fun,â gojo moaned. âand where are my fries?â he looked out into the busy diner.
âi just wish sex wasnât this big thing everyone makes it out to be. i would love to just call kento and be like âsaw the wedding photos!â celebratory sex for the one time?ââ
gojo continued looking out into the busy diner. head moving back and forth just in hopes of finding the fries.
âsometimes i wish i was a virgin still,â you admitted, almost in a whisper. âthen maybe i wouldnât be so hung up on dick all the timeâŠor maybe i would,â you thought aloud, raising your brow.
gojoâs head turned back to youâalmost immediately.
âtrust me: you wouldnât want that.â
you scrunched up your face, biting your bottom briefly. âi mean why not? are you not hung up on pussy?â you leaned back, folding your arms and nodding away. âiâm impressedâ
âno no, itâs not that,â gojo responded. âi am, itâs just-â he stopped mid sentence, brow raising, eyes widening, and finger tapping the desk, trying everything and failing to concoct words.
the always talking gojo, ever so speechless now.
he shrugged in defeat. âi donât know. i just know you wouldnât want to be a virgin still.â
âare you talking in general or are you just talking me specifically?â you sipped, eyes still on him. your brows heavily furrowed.
you could swear you saw his cheeks redden. âwhere are these damn fries!â he banged the table with his fist, making you jump a bit. hair not in his face at all, his hand kept trying to bring it back anyway.
thatâs when it hit you.
âor are you just talking you?â
he paused. sinking in his seat.
âone supreme chili cheese fries,â the waiter announced, dropping the food off. the fries lays waiting in the middle of the table, but yet, the one who wanted them so bad lays staring at you.
âme?â he scoffed, pointing to himself. âa virgin?â
âitâs literally fine if you are, go-â
his erupt laughter cut you off. he continue banging the table, leaning forward and shaking his head. you could tell you caught the eyes of more patrons.
youâve seen him laugh so much that the way his eyes moved left and right as his neck strained forcing a chuckle out of his lips, you can tell this one was farce.
âgojo, answer me honestly,â you interjected, lifting your hands to him.
he stopped, still bent over with his eyes looking up at you.
âare you a virgin?â you asked, offering a sympathetic smile.
gojo dug his face into his hands, pieces of chili from his messy fingers gelling to his white hair.
âdude thereâs absolutely nothing wrong with being a virgin,â you reassured, reaching for his hands, but his hands dove straight in the tray of fries, causing bits of chili to land on the table.
he forcibly stuffed it into his mouth. âyeah, when you want to be one,â he responded pitifully, mouth full of fries.
your mouth wanting to twitch into a smile, you bit your lip and fought against it. you leaned back trying to come up with the right words. some to express it wasnât really a big dealâŠor at least something to flip the topic back to you, but you came up with:
âi mean at least youâre not like me, just wanting some damn genital all the time.â
you pressed your fingernails into your head, wanting to take back the words.
âbut i do want some genital all the time!â
your eyes met the person behind gojo glaring at you. you mouthed âsorryâ and bent down.
âgojo, keep your fucking voice down,â you whispered, youâre gonna get us kicked out.â
he slowly placed a fry in his mouth. one by one, he kept going, not meeting your gaze once. you rolled your eyes and snapped your fingers at him, finally getting him to look at you.
âwhat?â mouth full and open for everyone to see the mashed potatoes.
you reached over and lifted his chin up, forcing him to close his mouth. he just stared blankly at you, cheeks full now.
âwhy do you think youâre still a virgin? only answer if you absolutely donât mind me asking.â
he took an audible gulp and began tracing the table with the chili. âi donât know. i think i just scare women off.â
âyou?â a snicker breaking its way out of your mouth. you tried holding the sarcasm. âno way, not you.â
âiâm fucking doomed, arenât i?â
âi mean,â you began, shrugging. âyouâre a little loud, obnoxious, and out there sometimes whatâs the word? expressive?â you teased. âdid i say loud?â
âjust put me out of my misery,â he said, voice low and pitiful.
you sighed, no longer wanting to see him suffer, although cute.
âokay goj, in all seriousness, itâs not that serious. itâs completely fine.â
havenât you embarrassed me enough?â he barked. hey everybody! big virg-â you reached over and clasped his mouth shut with your hands. but everybody was already looking.
inches away from each other, your eyes met. his blues were definitely even more striking from this close. you were in a far awkward position, but having your hand around his mouth was quiteâŠsatisfying.
although wide, his gaze softened under your touch. you could see his shoulders drop and feel his cheeks heat up.
remembering the eyes on you, you regained composure, refusing to let up.
you leaned back in your booth, your eyes remaining on him as you sat. he continued following your eyes, a soft smile appearing on his face.
âiâm acting crazy, arenât i?â he asked, genuinely. he dropped another fry in his mouth. he gulped and stared at the tray. âi think itâs the fries.â
âgoj, itâs really not a big deal, though. letâs change the topic, okay?â
âitâs fine! just donât tell my friends, please. i need them to think iâm a hoe.â
i donât even like your friends, is what you wanted to say, but you stuck your pinky out instead.
with a toothy grin, his pinky interlocked with yours. you both stayed like that, just above the chili cheese fries. your fingers felt warm all of a sudden. the fries were on the table for a while, so you knew it wasnât the heat. you then felt your cheeks warm up.
you pulled back immediately.
âgoj,â you began slowly, voice in a soft whisper. âanswer me honestly one last time.â
âyou and this honesty thingâitâs getting me into a world of trouble.â
you snickered at his response, and took a deep breath. âdonât get too excitedâŠbut would you maybe want to have sex with me?â
your eyes trailed as a bit of chili fell from his hair and onto the table.
he raised his glass of shirley templeâhis first time touching it all nightâand took three large gulps.
he met your gaze again. you sat there, leaning back waiting for answer, gripping the seat with your nails. âi-i mean, what about our friendship?â
âi could just call toji,â you moved as if you were about to grab your phone.
he reached over against the table, and grabbed your arm. you looked beneath him, snickering as chili was all over his white shirt, but he didnât seem to mindâjust staring and smiling at you like a lost kid who found his mom in the mall.
âyes! iâm down,â he squealed beneath you. he quickly shook his head and leaned back, arms folded. he audibly cleared his throat.
âwhere should we meet, then?â he asked in a faux deep voice.
âwell if you can get the waiter for the check: as soon as we l-â
âsir!â gojo yelled from across the diner with both hands around his mouth.
an | i had too much fun writing this. i could see a part two in the futureâŠ
in all seriousness though, being a virgin is not at all a big deal. this is just a story.