ive never been so bare

whenever I finally realize that one of my mutuals is a sideblog and that the random user that’s been liking my posts was my mutual all along I feel like bruce willis at the end of the sixth sense

good god when the epiphany flute hits

kind of fucked up that Jason Mcconnell’s and Marvin’s characters can be summed up with that one post about people with daddy issues are people pleasers and those with mommy issues are sociopaths

if u ask me to go to the park and just swing on swings with u there is 98% chance i will say yes and swing for 5 hours do not test me

Fun fact: I literally do not get annoyed! You will NEVER annoy me. You can spam me with pictures of a tree, 2000 pictures of a literal tree. And I will enjoy every second of it. You can randomly spam me, you can tell me about things that happened to you ten years ago or earlier today. You can literally just spam me with your thoughts or hyperfixation. Even if I don’t understand a single thing you said to me, I will be interested! You’re happy!!! I love that you’re happy!!! Please continue talking to me!!!!! Even if you’re sad and want to rant!!! I literally will never get annoyed!!!  You’re a fantastic person and the fact you are choosing to talk to me is a blessing!!! I love you!!!!!!!!! I’m annoying, too!!! We can be annoying together!!! I will spam you with keyboard smashes!!! Let’s do it!!! I love it!!!!

Taylor saw us suffer for three years between 1989 and reputation and said “never again”