Even the Mighty Need to Sleep

My progression in tanks 🥴

This guy has been slowly softening up he pulls off that dad bod really well!” (Submission)

This ex-jock swelled tf up with all that drinking and partying. Amazing what a endless appetite and money can do to such a greedy pig.

He hasn’t noticed that he outgrew his clothes a while ago and needs to go up atleast 3 sizes..

He had the arrogance that made teachers eyeroll. Cocky smirk with a confident attitude strutting down the school hallways always expecting people to make way for him. Strutting around campus like he owns the place, throwing his football around flashing a million dollar grin.

He was the perfect poster boy for a teenage heartthrob. But somewhere between the graduation stage and the drive-thru window, the golden boy’s glow turned greasy.

Flash forward a few years and the only thing he’s tossing now is empty crumpled takeout bags into the trash — and often missing. 😂

The only sprinting he does nowadays is to the dessert table.

Now people only make way for him to make sure he has enough room to pass by.

His letterman jacket? It's now buried somewhere under a mountain of laundry, pizza boxes, and regret. Every old classmate who sees him does a double take - not because he's hot, but because they can't believe that the former golden boy of varsity sports now wheezes after climbing three steps.

The guy who used to flex for selfies now hides from mirrors and former colleagues to save the embarrassment.

My progression in tanks 🥴

Another post about this fat and juicy influencer. He's pigging out on literally every kind of greasy food he can find. No wonder he's been blowing up like a balloon lately. Look at the difference in his face alone. That's what we call a 'permanent bulk'. I guess everybody knows why he's wearing these 'baggy' sweaters over his snug shirts recently. Someone's enjoying all that food a bit too much, but he just can't stop gorging on it all the time. It seems like the only type of pants that still fit him these days are sweatpants, although there's also a limit to elastic waistbands sooner or later. Keep growing, fatso!

Aren't you getting enough of this pudgy porker, just like he's not getting enough of all the greasy food? Then take a look at all the other posts about this fatty here: