Black Coffee is the New Water

yeah when i was training to be a councellor i had the same reaction during my first cbt class

"never trust how you feel abt ur life after 9pm" is a spring & summer & fall rule. for winter it's never trust how u feel abt ur life after 4pm

i was not built for college but unfortunately i was also not built for anything else

well, i took my losses and went for something else. i wouldn’t be thriving anyway.

An addition: Fat people, especially fat children, are allowed to go trick or treating on Halloween and actually get to fucking eat the candy. Fat people do not have to give the candy away or “make up for it” through overexercising and eating only steamed broccoli for a month. Fat people are allowed to eat candy and fucking participate in culture and society, goddamnit

unironically love the phrase “but I’m being so brave about it” because truly, like, what other choice do we have in this wretched existence? what a beautiful way to remind yourself to keep going, even if only out of spite

sorry for containing multitudes. As if it's my fault

“i understand what it takes for my skin to be wrinkle free and i don’t want to do it. being able to express how i feel is the most wonderful thing about my face i mean - isn’t that why it was made?” holy SHIT.

pasta n wine pls.

i love saying i will be “without access” to email. it’s a lie. i am fully capable of accessing my emails. i simply will not be.

having access to email is a state of mind, one I do not want