Observations On the World

ever since i was a little girl i knew i was tired

(bravely) I think body parts should only hurt if something is wrong.

And that something should be fixable

Ideally with a warm bath and a good night's sleep

If your friend starts making home made sour dough, it's too late, you will have to kill them

metaverse being an 80 billion dollar turbo flop that immediately shut down after one of the worst performances and subsequent total company rebranding in recent history SHOULD, in a kind and just world, have spelled the end for the entire company. but unfortunately we live in hell and "Meta" is still alive

same goes for twitter too like that shit should have shut down a month after it became X, The Everything App but these guys just have so much money that 80 billion dollars can be burned with reckless abandon and their companies will survive

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

it’s crazy to me how ice water is a uniquely american phenomenon. it’s the greatest drink in the entire world. how have other countries not hopped on board? genuinely don’t understand how sparkling water is ubiquitous in a way that simple ice water isn’t. whenever i ask for ice water outside the u.s., they put 2 ice cubes in a glass, and i’m always too ashamed of being american to ask for more. but it’s our single healthy habit! luckily i am always prepared (half gallon insulated water bottle that i fill with ice myself and then fill with water and always carry around with me) but it really is baffling every time i travel.

technically speaking if you think about it there are a lot of problems that are all in your head. dental problems, for example. teeth are quite famously located there

modernity presents opportunities for squandering unimaginable to our predecessors. ive already squandered more than my greatgrandparents could have in their entire lives. and so can you! youre doing it right now!

wife found out how much i spend on money

8 hours a day