Look Good Naked

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

Still the only thing I want

Healthy blender!

Sometimes you work hard, run until your thighs cry, you sweat like ten buckets, you rip your weight gloves, and you take the long way back from the gym, and you still don’t feel like you did enough. Sometimes this happens. But you’re progressing. Don’t forget that. 

if i have a daughter im going to name her lizard and then she’ll get the nickname liz and everyone will be like “oh is it short for elizabeth?” and she will have to say “no my name is lizard”

If you close your eyes right before Mrs. George’s new boobs hit, your brain will think that you have died. Some people find calmness in this.