ant-man

hey my dudes! i’m sorry i haven’t been online but i’ve been very stressed out lately! i’ve drafted all of the replies that i owe and i’ll either be online tonight or tomorrow! <3

i’m a little bored and don’t feel like being on my laptop anymore, so i’m gonna switch to mobile. so...if anyone needs me i’ll be accessible via discord and kik discord: mistressglass#5837 kik: opusqe

             ❛ well. no. see, i was initially going to give you crap — ❜ scott paused before he gestured sort of vaguely to the car. not only had he seen her running off, but he’d caught her in the act. he was all too familiar with it, for certain. ❛ but i mean, fair’s fair, right? you got to it before me. ❜ he shrugged. there wasn’t anyone around, and she clearly had experience, because there weren’t any cameras nearby. not that had her within her view anyhow. ❛ you know the area well enough to, y’know, not be found by the cops? ❜

𝐖𝐚𝐢𝐭 𝐚 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐭𝐞, 𝐈 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰  𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐠𝐮𝐲.                               𝐈'𝐦 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐢𝐦                                      𝑨𝒏𝒕-𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒏𝒚.

Scott grew up playing Dungeons & Dragons as a kid, and eventually branched off to specifically play Pathfinder and D&D’s 3.5 edition. However, he doesn’t usually play as a character — he’s usually the DM/GM! When he was in prison he actually managed to run a few campaigns and it really helped a few of the guys chill out.  BONUS. He also got Cassie into it and she loves it.

             ❛ hi, my name is scott lang and i like ants. ❜

       ❛ so. did you like trying on the suit and shrinking down? at first, ants are terrifying when they’re bigger than you. and you haven’t even seen them yet! ❜

        ❛ okay but did you pick ‘hawkeye’ because you’re dangerous? because eagle’s are the ones with the stereotypical super good eyesight. it’s why they item in pathfinder is called ‘eyes of the eagle,’ not ‘eyes of the hawk.’ ❜ a pause, though brief. ❛ though to be fair hawks have a +14 to their perception to an eagle’s +10, even though they’re weaker. is it because they’re arguably more dangerous? ❜

            there was absolutely no reason he had to introduce himself. she was a complete and total stranger. but again, she was pretty. ❛ on edge? ❜ he echoed curiously, but he left it at that. not that that had quelled his curiosity. ❛ well, ava. despite you being on edge, it’s a pleasure to meet you. you are a lot prettier up close.                                                                                                 ❛ NOT that i was looking at you far away, i just — ❜ keep digging yourself a deep grave, scott.            ❛ you just... i’m gonna shut up now. ❜

         ❛ you play the cello. right? i’ll have you know i’m a master at the spoons. ❜

              ❛ what do you MEAN it won’t work? of course it will. you just gotta have a little —                                           — HOPE. ❜