Shit my bestie and I say on vc
Ultimate starter sentence pack. vol1 You’re welcome world
“I actually care about you why did you make me care about you I hate you fuck!”
“I LOVE MELTED CHEESE!”
“I’m not peeing in the bathroom.”
“Potato syndrome.”
* BURPS LOUDLY * “THAT WAS GOOD!”
“Also I have to take off my headphones because I’m getting undressed.” /“Oh no!”
“I’ve never met someone as miserable as me, so it’s quite fascinating.”
“No sentence meme can contain how stupid you are.”
“I’m crying!” / “Aren’t you always?”
“I’m nude as fuck right now.”
“I’m stupid why are you asking?”
“Omg you are so self centered! ….I was joking you’re not actually self-centered.”
“OMG YOU’RE MAKING IT GAY AGAIN!”
“I’m not going to be eating when you come back.”
“I thought we had something special.”
“Send me nudes and I’ll think about it.”
“Don’t start this ‘if I write too much and she hasn’t responded I need to wait ‘till she does.’“
“I don’t need you anymore. Lee is going to murder me.”
“You shouldn’t have gotten the anime hair.”
“There is a bat in front of my window…and it makes me think of you.”
“Can I possibly get worse? …Possibly yes because I also have cat tights.”
“And then she was like ‘are you gay’? And I was like ‘no- what?’ I think I did come off as seriously shocked. But it gave me a heart attack.”
“Can you voice?”
“I actually remember I think. I think this was when we found out about our soul bond. And that were clones.”
“You really look like barbie now. Disgusting.”
“OMG GAY! GAY! GAY!”
“…And my plastic bag is special.”
“ *Has yorgasm* “
“So please touch me.”
“This is how I feel with you most of the time. Because, honestly, sometimes I feel insane when I think about those things that no one else seems to notice…”
“I’m sorry but my anxiety doesn’t allow feelings of jealousy.”
“Now I’m just imagining your anxiety standing at your door with a frying pan and slapping every single emotion that tries to enter.”
“Just honestly give it to me.”
“Professional experience at being an asshole.”
“FUCK YOU STOP PINNING MY NICE MESSAGES!”
“The trick is to remember you have nothing left to lose.”
“Then it’s true, they do shit on what I love.”
