What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?
It wonāt be long now.
You are the reason i fucking drink.
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What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?
It wonāt be long now.
You are the reason i fucking drink.

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Hey assholes
Sorry i've been a little...gone...I'm not gone just not here
Just shoot me a mail and good ol' church will reply
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Your lack of response really speaks volumes about you and lacking.
Hey, if you wanna know about my junk, either get in line or ask Grifās sister all about it.
TUCKER Leave Tex alone jesus christ.
AU MONTH POLL
As mentioned before, the group will be having an event soon, and here it is! Presenting AU MONTH!
Itās not happening just yet. We would still like some input from our members. We have a few AUs in mind but for the sake of keeping things organized, we will only be doing one AU for this month. Thatās where you come in!
Following is a list of the five AUs for which you may vote (you can only vote for ONE). Included in your vote, please tell us which month works better for you: February or May.
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Ā NO.
Now, Church, thereās no need to be a spoilsport! Remember how much fun we had last time? Besides, you canāt just let poor Caboose down like that.
Yeah Church! You canāt just let poor me down like that.
NO. NO caboose.
AND WE DONT TALK ABOUT THAT FLOWERS
Did somebody say team-building exercises
Ah! That wouldāve been me, Caboose. Despite what those rascal Reds may say, there isĀ never a time where team-building exercises arenāt useful. Donāt you think?
Sighing deeply Church just looked at Caboose and then at tucker before turning. āHell fucking no. Im not doing this. Tucker as an order you are to answer all questions Caboose asks.ā
It was common to know that Tucker was actually a higher rank butā¦HE was the leader. āAlright Caboose any questions are to be directed to Tucker. NOT MEā¦understandā¦?ā
"No, Caboose. Itās not a secret. You just donāt know about it because youāre a fucking idiot," Tucker said matter-of-factly. He knew it was harsh to call him names, but most of the time the rookie was too dense to even realise it was derogatory anyway.
His stare switched again to Church, raising an eyebrow incredulously at the order he gave Caboose. āYou really want me telling him? Fine.ā He looked back to Caboose. āHey, rookie. I got some magazines you can read later.ā
In the end Cabooseās gaze rested on Church, eyes wide behind his visor in curiosity. He always looked to Church in the end, of course. He was their leader, after all. That and Cabooseās best friend. It would be a strange day if he ever went to Tucker first for some sort of help or answers.
But Church directed him to Tucker, so that was who he looked to. The insult the shorter soldier directed at him flew over his head; if it was unheard or simply didnāt phase him was anyoneās guess. But he listened after that, because if Church said Tucker would tell him, than he trusted he would.
His brows quirked at the mention of magazines, confused and suspicious. āMagazines?ā He remembered his many sisters having girly magazines, always scattered around the house. If those were involved with the secret, he wasnāt sure he wanted to know. āNah⦠no thanks. Maybe ask the nice lady on Red team if she wants to read them.ā
Frowning Church looked at Tucker. Magazines...really? The blue leader rolled his eyes and kept quite. If THATS the way Tucker wanted to tell Caboose fine, let Tucker scar his dumb little mind..But then Caboose's little comment about showing the 'girl' at red base made the blue leader chuckle to himself. āThe girl....ā he chuckled shaking his head and giving Tucker a look. Some how he figured the pink soldier (Donut right?) would not enjoy the girlie magazines Tucker had stuffed under his mattress. Yeah that was right, he knew about the porn.
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HEY ASSHOLE...Merry Christmas. -leans in and kisses his cheek-
Caboose blinks briefly in surprise before a wide grin spreads onto his cheeks, and before Church can move away, the rookie grabs both sides of his face, pulling him back in to place a hard, childish kiss on his mouth with an audible āmmmwa!ā.
"Merry Christmas, Church!"
Startled at the quick kiss to his face Church grunted and pressed their foreheads together. "Yeah...merry Christmas buddy..." Smiling softly the older man turned and nuzzled their cheeks together.
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Merry Christmas fucktards
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