Apr 17, 2014
How do you make a fruit punch? Give it boxing lessons.
Hah! Nice one.
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How do you make a fruit punch? Give it boxing lessons.
Hah! Nice one.
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Did you hear about the angry pancake? He just flipped!
âŚHeh, thatâs kinda funny.
What happened when the butcher backed into his meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
...
(Okay, that one got a smirk.)
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Is there a problem, Agent Maine?
Agent Maine! A joke, if I may: Which vegetable has the most pleasant disposition? Sweet corn.
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Smiling brightly and holding a small package, Florida marches right up to Maine, immediately holding the package out. It's not incredibly fancy, just a small box wrapped neatly in festive, shiny red paper decorated with snowflakes and a perfectly-tied red bow.
"Merry Christmas, Agent Maine! I've been looking everywhere for you, I got you something." He pauses, then grins more. "You should open it now!"
As Maine spotted the other Freelancer approaching, Maine faltered in his step. The box definitely didn't go unnoticed, and in a conflicted mix of curiosity wanting to push his brows up and impatience wanting to curve them down, his brows stayed exactly in place, resulting in a deadpan expression as Florida spoke.
He glanced down as the present was pushed towards him, and he took it almost absently. He almost gave a grunt before walking off, but Florida suggested he open it now before he could do anything. A hesitation, coupled with the slightest squint of his eyes in some sort of suspicion.
... He supposed he could humour him.
But once fingers had torn casually through the paper and the box's lid removed, Maine stopped. He wasn't even moving but the only way to describe the way in which his fingers hovered holding the lid, his eyes stared stone-like into the box and you could have just about sensed his breathing cease--was with stopped.
A mistletoe.
This time, when he looked at Florida with just a small incline of his head, his stare was really deadpan.
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âAgent FloridaâŚâ The cool voice with a slight tinge of southern accent called out slowly, it didnât fit the body that was currently lounging around without armor in the hot sun of blood guldge. Green eyes were shut lightly and Church was clearly asleep butâŚ.the sound of footsteps beside him brought the words out of the sleeping manâs mouth.
Flowed quickly by a murmur of âYouâll never get to the top board that way FloridaâŚâ How Church knew the man before himâs Freelancer rank or code name only Captain Flowers knew.