Be the change you want to see in the world

me when feeling suspiciously relaxed: what responsibility have i forgotten

Concept: a relationship where you’re both equally obsessed with one another but still respect eachothers space. There is no lack of communication or trust. Lots of sex.

why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers 

And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.

get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto

do u guys say pencil crayons or coloured pencils…

pencil crayons….im having heart pain

the fuck is a pencil crayon

i really want to know what johnny depp has done to warrant such an overwhelming amount of support in this domestic abuse allegation. amber heard provided pictures of her bruised face, literal video evidence of johnny depp being violent, and fucking donated divorce settlement money to domestic abuse charities and people are still painting her as this lying gold digger. did pirates of the caribbean really pull at your heartstrings that much that you’re willing to overlook domestic abuse???

I really hate to side with Gollum on this, but “what’s in my pocket” is not a riddle and should not have counted.