smile

ur not allowed to hate glee unless u watched it and suffered the way the glee fandom suffered

my only talent is not being in a relationship

honestly? my favorite thing in the world is when people say my name in a conversation. like thats me dude. thats me. thank you

a baby can be born right now at 12:00, on a wednesday, august 24 in new jersey while another baby is also born in the exact same moment but they are born 9:00, on a tuesday, august 23 in california, these babies that are born at the same moment are technically because of time zones, a concept that we created ourselves, born “hours” apart even though really they are born at the same moment just not the same “time”, one will be considered older even though in actuality they are the same

Wtf

The saddest two words together. 

*takes the long way home just to listen to more songs*