Venom Coated Sugar

So like, I’m not sure if this is a common product known in the ED community (and if it is feel free to completely ignore this) BUT LIKE… I THINK I FOUND ONE OF MY NEW SAFE FOODS

THESE SUCKERS RIGHT HERE ARE SENT FROM THE HEAVENS I SWEAR TO GOD.

Get this, it’s 120 calories…. for 41 crackers?!

I am not even shitting you, look at this

And IF you do end up binging on the whole box (totally don’t recommend it but it happens to the best of us), it’s 420 calories! Not exactly low cal, but for binging on the whole entire box, that’s pretty good

I’m not even kidding, I ended up eating like 20 of these guys earlier and I totally expected to be filled with regret and shame but when I calculated it it was only 59 calories!!!! (In comparison: eating 20 of the Lays Original Chips would’ve been 213 calories)

And not only are they low cal, but they’re perfect if you’re having a chip/salty craving :)

I am not a satanist so I can not provide in-depth knowledge but there are many branches/types of satanism. Here is the ones I know of.. I might get a few things wrong but as said before I don’t practice satanism.

The Church of Satan: The church of Satan belives in no deity except for that of yourself! You are your own god/goddess. You worship yourself in the form of self-love, self betterment, happiness, and pursuing knowledge. To name a few. This branch of satanism encourages sex, but sexual acts towards children or animals are considered sins. (This church was founded by the man who wrote the satanic bible)

The Satanic Temple: Above all this branch encourages benevolence and empathy as well as the embrace of common sense and justice. This group does not worship Satan as a deity but rather as a figure off rebellion. Recently you may have heard that the temple erected a statue of Baphomet on public property in Detroit because of the city building a statue of the 10 Commandments. They also held a “Pink Mass” at the funeral of Westboro Baptist Church Leader Fred Phelps’ mother. Gay couples were welcomed to the pink mass and encouraged to publicly display affection and wish for Phelps’ mother to be “gay in the afterlife.”

Luciferianism: Luciferians are most concerned with the pursuit of knowledge. They worship Lucifer (mostly as a symbol but some as a deity) rather than Satan. To them he embodies self-determination and liberation from the slave mentality. Luciferians’ main goal is to help people “take responsibility for their own life and act as an individual moral agent, using the full potential of their own genius and thereby optimizing possibilities.”

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Based off a recipe @eyelashetc made,

17 Calorie Vegan Noodles!

1 Package Shirataki noodles (0 Calories, 200g)

2 Tbsp Carrots (3 Calories)

2 Tbsp Green Onion (4 Calories)

1 Tbsp Soy Sauce (10 Calories)

1 Tsp Rice Wine Vinegar (0 Calories)

Garlic Powder to taste (0 Calories)

Directions

Chop up your vegetables, I chopped up a little at a time and put them in my tablespoons to check how much I needed.

Prepare the noodles, follow the directions on the package. Usually it’s rinsing the noodles well, submurging the noodles in cold water, and boiling them for two minutes.

Heat up a pan (I used a bit of Pam to make sure the noodles didn’t stick)

Add the noodles, vegetables, soy sauce, and vinegar to the pan, and stir for about 10-15 minutes to dry out the noodles and make it a little more like a stir fry.

Add a dash of garlic powder if you want to, and you’re done!

And of course you can mix it up however you want, the noodle base is only 10 calories!

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