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Is it really vibe coding if it doesn't pass the vibe check?

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there's an option to change what calendar your computer uses on windows but the only option is gregorian...

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Just found out about this list and I am obessed with analysing which videogames the buddah would not play, and consequently, which ones he could play.

Tetris (Not buddihst), has 8 columns, here rows may be interpreted as any series of segments regardless of orientations, breaks rule 1.

Doom (buddihst), follows all the rules

Super monkey ball (NOT BUDDIHST), ball game, breaks rule 7.

Stardew Valley (Not buddihst), playing with a toy plough (rule 9.)i.e simulation of farming

Most mario games (Buddihst)

GTA 5 (Not buddihst) Playing with toy cart's Rule 12.

Overall we can conclude that if the buddah was alive today he would rip and tear demons until there is nothing left and jerk off to goombas from super mario brothers. Thank you for comming to my ted talk

Sometimes after a programming session, you look at your creation, and this thought just runs your head:

I have constructed a Tower Of Babel and deserved to smited by the gods

#programming #shitpost #software development #enterprise software #its joever #its so joever #if it's stupid and it works it ain't stupid #no its still stupid #coding #if it doesn't pass the vibe check is it even vibe coding?

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the term "serverless" pisses me off so much

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#serverless #servers #shitpost #infrastructure #Rent seeking behavior

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show me your schema and i'll show you your future

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Oracle table with 297 columns, 15 foreign keys, and 31 indexes

#This the “customers” table at work

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the term "serverless" pisses me off so much

YAML is so cursed. Literally the worse config language

#programming #shitpost #yaml

I love how every time i want to login into twitch i need a email conformation code, mobile phone number verification, social security card, bank routing number, a voided check, my car insurance, a signed nercomonicon, my firstborn, and a pet goat

#shitpost #twitch

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finder was barely tolerable on mac and now they moved a bunch of stuff in the UI in the most recent update (Liquid Ass). I swear they designed this in figma and green-lighted it before anyone actually used it as a file explorer

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mc (midnight-command) is really nice

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finder was barely tolerable on mac and now they moved a bunch of stuff in the UI in the most recent update (Liquid Ass). I swear they designed this in figma and green-lighted it before anyone actually used it as a file explorer

#tech #shitpost #macos

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i keep seeing this xkcd comic reposted and i'm sorry but i need to pedantic about this.

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libadwaita is the most proprietary open source thing ever created

The innocence of interns is a strange thing. Security is not a twinkle in their eye so they do funny stuff sometimes.

Other times, I want to scream because a manger is breathing down my neck demanding that approve a webapp some interns put together which has an open endpoint that you can POST RAW SQL TO AND IT EXECUTES IT!

Like holy shit if I approved this as is and we get audited I'M LOSING MY JOB. Not my fault you waited to the last second to have someone from dev actually look at it

#this isn't the first time an intern had this “brilliant” idea either #I should really make a poster to put up in the cubicles #the best decision the CTO made was have someone from dev approve shit before it goes public.#I can't you how many hippa violations happened before that rule was put in place #software development #shitpost #enterprise application development #programming #enterprise software

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People be doing heinous shit in their maven plugins

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This is me. I be doing heinous shit with maven plugins

#java #maven #shitpost #computer science #programming #software development

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I FUCKING HATE TIMEZONES. TIMEZONES ARE THE WROST I WANT TO SHOOT JOHN TIMEZONE

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guess who took down prod today because timezones?

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guess who found out that our new kubes cluster is in UTC and not eastern?

#shitpost #timezones #fucking hell #enterprise software

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My cat has officially stole my office chair.

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