Art Is My Secret Identity

no offense but im going to get better and im taking all of you up with me

I’m so sick of villains doing their villain thing like torturing or killing characters while having classical music plays in the background. Why not play country or rap or fucking vocaloid when torturing others. Hatsune miku’s rolling girl playing in the background while you’re getting drugged is infinitely more terrifying than hearing Beethoven’s 5th

*google searches while bawling my eyes out* how to make soap

so youre telling me all i have to do is play twinkle twinkle little star by honking the horns with my mouth and i get a whole raw fish every time i do it

I gazed long Into the eye of my dream And felt nothing

yobby confirmed for smash

@we-speak-for-the-dead

oh my god

the inside of my brain just sounds like this

I babysat this girl tonight and she was really excited to show me the part in mario odyssey where you can play as a t-rex and when she’s playing as the t-rex she’s like “I gotta watch out for those little spikey guys cause they’ll kill me. just kidding I’m a dinosaur” and then she told the alexa to fart

Maybe vampires seek out virgins because STDs make the blood taste bad.

i love pictures of small animals sitting on really big cushions