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Binging spongebob from the beginning and it’s like. The way Stephen Hillenburg was the funniest person to ever live

The Flying Dutchman just stated he’s over 5,000 years old but he’s a like 18th century pirate so now my friend is using that as lore implying spongebob takes place thousands of years in our future

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Okay so really it makes more sense that The Flying Dutchman is not a ghost but is in fact an immortal multidimensional being (hence his portals into strange terror zones and the Perfume Department) but he just really likes the pirate aesthetic

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shut down

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New Pokémon Snap (TBA) | Platform: Nintendo Switch

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I really enjoy just existing in hotels. The long identical hallways. The soulless abstract art. The weird noises the air-conditioner makes. Strange city lights in the window. Six stories off the ground. Strangers chatting in the hall. Nothing in the dresser. No past, but an infinite present.

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Jon: *exasperated voice* “I-I know you ate it. You. Ate. The cheese.*

Michael, who is comically shaped like a little triangle: *buzzy laughter* “You see, Archivist…I have not ate a cheese. For in order to Consume, I would need to Be.”

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Noooo bro... the soundtrack is playing your recurring musical motif but this time in a minor key to indicate you've turned evil :( aha

dajo42

a few weeks ago i was playing smash ultimate and my brother was like “you play with final smash on?” and i was like, yeah, my dude, i play the ridiculous cartoon character fighting game where byleth and captain olimar can brawl to the death in green hill zone and funnily enough i dont turn off the magic floating ball that lets them do the biggest silly bullshit. im playing this game in the kitchen

dajo42

“you play with ITEMS???” like YES its literally the silliest game possible by design, if i wasnt supposed to play as isabelle and spend the entire time assembling a giant gun to blast bowser off the side of palutena’s temple it wouldn’t be a fucking option

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why would you buy a game where you can make Donkey Kong beat Solid Snake to death with a flower on the back of a giant turtle and then…not do that

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card-of-the-day

Today’s card is: A non business card

balzabul

ive certainly been guilty in the past, we all have, but.. please take some time to research whatever “monster” youre gonna draw or write into your story…? so many “cryptids” and “generic monsters” are actually specifically cultural stories, spirits etc. ya know. there’re absolutely more than this but off the top of my head:

wendigoag (algonquin spirits, not a cryptid)

golem are jewish, not random creatures

etc etc. just be mindful and aware yall

normal-horoscopes

MANA IS A COMPLICATED INTEGRAL PART OF POLYNESIAN, MELANESIAN, AND MAORI RELIGION NOT JUST “MAGICAL ENERGY”

SKINWALKERS ARE NAVAJO AND SHOULDNT BE USED IN FICTION OR EVEN REALLY DISCUSSED

roboco-san

no smart appliances in this house. absolute fucking moron appliances only. my toaster is there to make bread hot not to tweet what time I ate breakfast or whatever the fuck

roboco-san

don't need my goddamn microwave to snitch to the nsa

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Watch: In a powerful Congresional speech, Sandra Bland’s mother called people who think they’re woke “the walking dead” because of how little we still know

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fucking hell, plz share this

anothersavedsoul

My heart hurts for these victims and this mother.

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Ontario Premier Doug Ford says Canada doesn't have the “systemic, deep roots” of racism that the United States does.

Not sure if this has been submitted yet but wow

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just because Canada wasn’t built through slavery doesn’t mean we aren’t racist. we, as a country, have abused, neglected, and straight-up committed genocide against Indigenous peoples, and anti-Black racism has deep roots in many of our provinces. our government has failed our missing and murdered Indigenous women, leaving dozens of cases unsolved and uninvestigated (link to a PDF). we have the same issues of police violence and brutality against Black people. Canada denied Jews from entering the country during WWII, sending them back to Europe for many to die in the Holocaust. Canada still, to this fucking day, has systemic and rampant racism and oppression built into our legal system and government policies. look at Colton Boushie’s case, read about the Sixties Scoop, or Residential Schools - education systems that were made with the explicit intention of eradicating Indigenous culture, language, and ways of life.

“When the school is on the reserve, the child lives with its parents, who are savages, and though he may learn to read and write, his habits and training mode of thought are Indian. He is simply a savage who can read and write. It has been strongly impressed upon myself, as head of the Department, that Indian children should be withdrawn as much as possible from the parental influence, and the only way to do that would be to put them in central training industrial schools where they will acquire the habits and modes of thought of white men.”

- John A. Macdonald, 1879

this was said by our first Prime Minister, less than 10 years after Confederation. this happened less than 150 years ago. we might not be as old as America, but that sure as hell doesn’t mean we’re any better and it makes me so fucking angry when we as a country try to push off racism as “an American thing.” no, we can be just as fucking awful. folks up here just like to smile when they’re being racist and say it quietly rather than shouting it in the open. so fuck you, Doug Ford, and everyone else who tries to bury the long, ugly history of what we’ve done and get off your high horse. change needs to happen everywhere. this isn’t an American problem, it’s a worldwide problem, and pretending to be innocent is the same as hiding the injustice and oppression you’re guilty of perpetuating.

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Also Canada did have Slavery:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slavery_in_Canada

https://www.thecanadianencyclopedia.ca/en/article/black-enslavement

Colonial Canada Had Slavery For More Than 200 Years. And Yes, It Still Matters Today

Founder of University of King’s College was a slave owner, say researchers

Erased by the administration: James McGill was a slave owner (McGill University)

So much of Canadian History is completely white washed and has completely erased the presence of people of colour.

Although McGill takes superficial strides toward inclusivity such as participating in a Black History Month and Indigenous Awareness Weeks,

"Slavery was the context in which current race relations were created."

History, politics, arts, science & more: the Canadian Encyclopedia is your reference on Canada. Articles, timelines & resources for teachers

Slavery in Canada - Wikipedia

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