Problematic Undertones

How's the dental?

you can have all the teeth you can carry

tbh I do not think they would have let those cruise ship passengers disembark if they weren’t primarily rich Europeans and Americans, if this wasn’t the $20k cruise crowd then I’m pretty sure they would be forced to quarantine on the ship like other infectious disease outbreaks on ships. just my opinion though.

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

you’ are biased against my skull

i’m not having this argument again man

Studies show that engaging in ritualized behavior significantly improves outcomes on measures of grief and feelings of control, even when the person participating in the ritual has little or no belief in the ritual’s power. Just a reminder for no one in particular.

Four words: don’t go to bed without a big fucking jug of water because what if you wake up thirsty

please explain how this is four words and not 13

Subtract nine words from my words and then its four words

i like how it’s 18 and not 13

Holy shit. Holy smokes. We are all giant idiots.

Imagine if you went to someone’s house and they introduced you to their orange cat named Nacho and and you’re like “Oh, haha! I get it, Nacho, because he’s orange like gas station nacho cheese!” and they’re like “No. It’s short for Ignacio. His name is Ignacio López de Loyola.”

being able to go to work with hickeys and bite marks on your neck is a human right.

love westerns that were like “fuck it, we’ll give the housewives something to watch. leaning into this sexy kind-hearted cowboy thing without shame”

of course you have prophetic dreams and pronouns