☆ 𝑩𝑬𝑨 𝑺𝑻𝑼𝑫𝑰𝑬𝑺 ☆

like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear

"you know you are only supposed to have 1 apprentice maybe 2 not 15." said the wizard council member "well until people stop leaving surprisingly powerful orphans at my doorstep I'll be taking care of my 17 apprentices." The council member snapped their wand "WHERE DID YOU GET 3 MORE!"

GOOD MORNING! GET EXCITED! IT'S A BRAND NEW DAY, AND YOU'RE GOING TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT! LET'S GO!!

i sometimes forget that this is everyone’s first time on earth too. like. this is my first time seeing a butterfly this color. but its that little girl’s first time seeing any butterfly, ever. and i accidentally left a bag of groceries at the store after paying and now i’m cursing under my breath and it’s like. there a thousand other people out there who did that today too. and a thousand more from yesterday. and. like. we’re not actually alone. and we’re not actually failing. at least not in a way that a few billion people haven’t before you

i could fix him but honestly whatever is wrong with him is way funnier

"he's so babygirl coded" (he has killed so many people. and he will kill more)

is this what growing up is? just leaving things behind, over and over?

My favorite. 😍

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

i need all the help i can get for finals

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

actually people should address this in fanfic more because “i know we could half-ass it, but i would never fake mistreat my fake husband, how dare you” is absolutely delightful