She's My Kind of Crazy

i came into this world covered in someone else’s blood and screaming and lemme tell you i’m not afraid to leave it the same way

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

I’m going to have to repeat this to myself so many times…

PARKS AND SEGREGATION!!!!! ROFL!!!

Lol I’m dying

NoOOOoooOOASfnjsbjlvf

Black Twitter continues to not be about SHIT.

lol clearly…it’s because of this that I secretly go and pop some popcorn whenever a white celebrity fucks up…because some edges bout to be snatched.

2 AND 3/5THS MEN!!!! HOLLERING!!!

*real tears*

They snatched Paula Deen’s everything. This was like Black Twitter went to Mortal Kombat & decided to slay the world.

crying

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

that comment was perfection.