sylvia cant do math properly. period. JDNDNGBDNDNDN and if u ask her to add anything with an odd number she breaks into a sweat............ sb : what's 13 + 13? sylvia : u mean 10 + 10 and 3 + 3 ? and by 3 + 3 u mean 2 + 2 + 2 ?

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sylvia cant do math properly. period. JDNDNGBDNDNDN and if u ask her to add anything with an odd number she breaks into a sweat............ sb : what's 13 + 13? sylvia : u mean 10 + 10 and 3 + 3 ? and by 3 + 3 u mean 2 + 2 + 2 ?

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Confrontation! Sentence Memes
You don’t think of anyone but yourself.
Admit it, you’re scared aren’t you?
You’re out of control!
I hardly ever recognize you anymore, you’ve changed.
You spend all your time locked up doing lord knows what!
Don’t sneak up on me like that.
I heard the commotion last night… it must of been a terrible dream.
Listen, about last night…
Here’s a tip, stop hiding behind excuses each time someone is worried about you.
Why are you alone most of the time?
Weren’t you friends with them?
Aren’t you tired of lying to yourself?
I should have known better… than to be fooled by you.
You’re pretty satisfied with serving on your knees most of the time, huh?
Quit getting in my face.
I’m warning you, get off my back.
I didn’t need your help.
What’s your problem with me?
You say you don’t recognize me, but you’re the one who’s changed.
When will you quit pretending to care? I’m tired of your lip service.
You can’t stand being next to me. Why is that?
Not everyone is going to leave you, but not everyone is going to stay.
You’re gonna get nothing but sass from me if you don’t change the topic.
How many have you killed?
What if they catch you?
This is dangerous…
I know you didn’t have the best relationship with your father/mother…
You’re tired of fighting, aren’t you?
What have you ever gotten out of this?
They’re using you.
I was only using you.
I’ve known your secret this entire time.
Do you really think no one will find out?
Someone is bound to see the true you and I’ll be there for your reckoning.
You only push me away. Let me help.
Are you suggesting we commit treason?
Don’t fool yourself, you’re just as loathsome as I am.
Stop. I won’t have these unnecessary misgivings. Focus on your task.
Your skepticism is easy to read. What is it that you’re doubting?
In the end, we’ve only gotten more pain. I’m sick of this.
You’re going to run away?
We’re escaping. Tonight.
Make no mistake, we’re not friends.
You’re low. Lower than scum.
I’m only helping you this once.
Be a little more grateful about my help, you would of been a goner.
You can’t do this alone, let me go with you.
You keep can’t doing this yourself, let me intervene I’m sure we can resolve this.
You keep being singled out, it isn’t fair.
Quit mothering me, I said I’ve got this under control.
Maybe you should stop worrying about me and look at yourself first.
Help me? You could hardly help yourself.
Of course making friends would be easy for you, you’re eager to please.
You really are an emotionless robot.
How can you brush me off, if you’ve never even given me a chance?
Don’t touch me.
Get out.
Get away from them!
Watch out!
You’re in danger.
Your loved one is in danger.
If you won’t do it, I’m sure your friend wouldn’t mind being in your place.
Please. Talk to me.
Don’t you ever say that again.
Don’t pretend we’re friends.
It was easy for your friends to abandon you.
Shut up!
Let go of me.
Tell them how you really feel.
You’re not fooling anyone with your haughty display of strength.
Offended? I’m surprised. I thought you were hollow and unfeeling.
Tell me where it is.
You said you’d never lie to me.
There’s nothing wrong in doing what is absolutely necessary. The ends justify the means.
You obey order without question, you’re just a docile dog aren’t you?
Maybe if you stopped being such an ice queen people would enjoy being around you.
You scorn others around you but you’ve never once stopped to open your eyes.
sylvia is a terrible fucking driver — she exceeds the speed limit about ninety percent of the time, runs every goddamn stop sign and has probably come close to hitting another car on more than one occasion ! if you have a death wish , hop in the passenger seat
if you think that sylvia is the type to have her hand on ya thigh and whisper dirty things in ur ear while out in public / in the presence of company . . . then you’re absolutely right
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WOULD SYLVIA BE THE SUN , MOON , OR STARS ?
taylor swift * folklore starters
THE 1
i’m doing good, i’m on some new shit
and if you wanted me, you really should’ve showed
but we were something, don’t you think so?
and if my wishes came true, it would’ve been you
in my defence, i have none
but it would’ve been fun if you would’ve been the one
if one thing had been different, would everything be different today
CARDIGAN
when you are young they assume you know nothing
i knew you
baby kiss it better
you put me on and said i was your favourite
a friend to all is a friend to none
chase two girls, lose the one
you drew stars around my scars
but now i’m bleeding
tried to change the ending
i knew you’d haunt all of my what-ifs
cause i knew everything when i was young
and i knew you’d come back to me
THE LAST GREAT AMERICAN DYNASTY
how did a middle class divorcée do it?
there’s only so far new money goes
their parties were tasteful, if a little loud
there goes the last great american dynasty
who knows, if she never showed up what could’ve been
she had a marvellous time ruining everything
there goes the most shameless woman this town has ever seen
she stole his dog and dyed it key lime green
i had a marvellous time ruining everything
EXILE
i can see you standin’ honey
and it took you five whole minutes to pack us up and leave me with it
i think i’ve seen this film before
you’re not my homeland anymore
now i’m in exile seein’ you out
i can see you starin’ honey
like you’d get your knuckles bloody for me
those eyes add insult to injury
i’m not your problem anymore
so who am i offending now?
we always walked a very thin line
you didn’t even hear me out
i never learned to read your mind
MY TEARS RICOCHET
even on my worst day, did i deserve babe, all the hell you gave me?
i swear i loved you
i didn’t have it in myself to go with grace
and if i’m dead to you, why are you at the wake?
you know i didn’t want to have to haunt you
cause when i’d fight, you used to tell me i was brave
and i can go anywhere i want, just not home
you had to kill me, but it killed you just the same
you turned into your worst fears
MIRRORBALL
and when i break, it’s in a million pieces
hush
you’ll find me on my tallest tiptoes spinning in my highest heels
i know they said the end is near
i can change everything about me to fit in
i’m still trying everything to get you laughing at me
i’m still a believer but i don’t know why
SEVEN
please picture me in the trees
i was too scared to jump in
are there still beautiful things?
cross your heart, won’t tell no other
and thought i can’t recall your face, i still got love for you
love you to the moon and to saturn
and i’ve been meaning to tell you
i think your house is haunted
i used to scream ferociously
AUGUST
i never needed anything more
are you sure?
never have i ever before
cause it was never mine
and i can see us twisted in bedsheets
cause you were never mine
i remember thinking i had you
wanting was enough
for me, it was enough
so much for summer love, and saying “us”
cause you weren’t mine to lose
THIS IS ME TRYING
i’ve been having a hard time adjusting
i didn’t know if you’d care if i came back
i have a lot of regrets about that
and maybe i don’t quite know what to say
i just wanted you to know that this is me trying
they told me all of my cages were mental
so i got wasted like all my potential
i was so ahead of the curve, the curve became a sphere
but i didn’t pour the whiskey
at least i’m trying
it’s hard to be anywhere these days
ILLICIT AFFAIRS
make sure nobody sees you leave
tell your friends you’re out for a run
take the road less travelled by
and that’s the thing about illicit affairs
like you don’t even exist
but they lie, and they lie, and they lie, a million little times
don’t call me kid
don’t call me baby
look at this godforsaken mess that you made me
for you, i would ruin myself
INVISIBLE STRING
i used to think i would meet somebody there
were there clues i didn’t see?
all along, there was some invisible string tying you to me
you ate at my favourite spot for dinner
something wrapped all of my past mistakes in barbed wire
one single thread of gold tied me to you
hell was the journey but it brought me heaven
MAD WOMAN
what did you think i’d say to that?
what do you sing on your drive home?
every time you call me crazy, i get more crazy
and when you say i seem angry, i get more angry
what a shame, she went mad
no one likes a mad woman
you made her like that
it’s obvious that wanting me dead has really brought you two together
cause you took everything from me
the master of spin has a couple side flings
good wives always know
EPIPHANY
just a flesh wound
___, i think he’s bleedin’ out
something med school did not cover
doc, i think she’s crashin’ out
and some things you just can’t speak about
to make some sense of what you’ve seen
BETTY
but i think it’s cause of me
it’s like i couldn’t breathe
you can’t believe a word she says
the worst thing that i ever did was what i did to you
would you have me?
would you want me?
would you tell me to go straight to hell?
i’m only seventeen, i don’t know anything
but i know i miss you
just thinking of you
i dreamt of you all summer long
the only thing i wanna do is make it up to you
PEACE
i never had the courage of my convictions
as long as danger is near
but i would die for you in secret
the devil’s in the details
but you got a friend in me
your integrity makes me seem small
and you know that i’d swing with you for the fences
and you know that i’d sit with you in the trenches
and you know that i’d give you my wild
and you know that i’d give you my child
is it enough?
all these people think love’s for show
would it be enough if i could never give you peace?
HOAX
this has broken me down
stood on the cliffside screaming “give me a reason”
your faithless love’s the only hoax i believe in
don’t want no other shade of blue but you
i am ash from your fire
you know i left a part of me back in new york
you knew the hero died, so what’s the movie for
you knew it still hurts underneath my scares
you knew you won, so what’s the point of keeping score?
darling, this was just as hard
you have beaten my heart
no other sadness in the world would do
SAWAYAMA by rina sawayama sentence starters.
“ i’m losing myself in the darkness of the world. “
“ catch me before i fall. “
“ saving myself is all i really know. “
“ the pain in my veins is hereditary. “
“ if all that’s i’m gonna be, won’t you break the chain with me? “
“ you gave me life. i nearly gave it away for the sake of my sanity. “
“ now it’s my time to make things right. “
“ when the heart wants what it wants, what can i do? “
“ the price we paid is unbelievable. “
“ where did it go awry? “
“ how come you don’t expect me to get mad when i’m angry? “
“ how come you don’t respect me? “
“ why don’t you just sit down and shut the fuck up? “
“ have you ever thought about taping your big mouth shut? because i have many times. “
“ patience is overrated. “
“ if you want is, come and get it. “
“ i’ve been done and through more friends than i can count on my fingertips. “
“ i am your medicine and your reality. “
“ can i just record you doing that? “
“ it’s just another day to pretend. “
“ i’m done waiting and anticipating. “
“ you should never be ashamed to have it all. “
“ don’t look at me. “
“ i can’t face who i can and can’t be. “
“ you say i’m misbehaving, but i’m just a kid, so save it. “
“ let me have an unforgettable time of my life. “
“ i went and messed up again, went against everything you said. “
“ though i’m stuck in the middle of it all, isn’t life so beautiful? “
“ isn’t life so beautiful? “
“ i bet you think i’m terrible, but you don’t know anything, not at all. “
“ if you can’t love yourself, how are you going to love somebody else? “
“ every day, i want to start over because i remind me of me. “
“ i gotta do right, be nice, smile just like a lady. “
“ well, i don’t care who you are. “
“ you can’t fix me, you can’t win. “
“ i know i got you what you want but, you wanted more than i got, ____. “
“ i can finally breathe. “
“ i’m so good at crashing in, making sparks and shit, but then i’m a bad friend. “
“ i’m a bad friend, so don’t ask me where i’ve been. “
“ it’s insane how things can change like that. “
“ put your hands up if you’re not good at this stuff. “
“ sometimes, i can only see the bad side of life. “
“ fuck this world, i’m leaving you. “
“ if i leave, then maybe i can start again. “
“ this is our mission impossible; may not be solvable, may not be viable, but it’s worth trying. “
“ for so long, i waited on you. “
“ i can’t forgive you like i did before. “
“ who’s gonna save you now? “
“ i wish you well, but go take it somewhere else. “
“ i gave it more than a fair shot even when they told me not to. “
“ who cares? whatever, i’ve heard it all before. “
“ people don’t know what they’re taking until it’s gone. “
“ they don’t know you like i know you. “
“ i just want your love all to myself. “
“ i know there’s nothing that i could say that hasn’t already been said. “
“ has it all gone to your head? “
“ if you’ve been through what i have, then you know what is true love. “
“ where do i belong? “
“ tell me your story and i’ll tell you mine. “
“ we don’t need to be related to relate. “
“ hand me a pen and i’ll rewrite the pain. “
“ when you’re ready, we’ll turn the page together. “
“ you are my chosen family. “
“ looking for forgiveness, i ran into your madness. “
“ fuck them if they don’t know what you’re made of. “
‘the departed ( 2006 ) sentence starters ↪ taken from the film, film script, & original script. some have been slightly altered to work better out of context. yes i know it’s super long but i couldn’t help it. alter as you see fit. trigger warnings for religion, blood, death, violence, language
“you still on the straight and narrow?”
"you can tell a mick because he wakes up every day and smells the coffin.”
"what sort of man wants to be kept in his place?”
“i don’t know what to do for you.”
“don’t run into the fucking building fucking next time, you fuckin’ douchebags.”
“don’t tell me i’m looking at the first dickhead-american president of the united states!”
“fuck yourself. you’ll see what i’ll be. how i’ll end up.”
“you don’t need any help from me to be completely fucked.”
“rage issues, paramilitary fantasies, and lower median IQ.”
“if you had an idea about what we do we would not be good at what we do.”
“what’s that got to do with me?”
“i ain’t sure about him, either.”
“why didn’t you become an actor?”
“i think even if i were sigmund fucking freud i wouldn’t get an answer.”
“it’s not a strange question.”
“he’s dead, you know. i didn’t tell you.”
“are you trying to prove something to the family?”
“you have always questioned everything.”
“maybe. maybe not. maybe fuck yourself.”
“what was his name? the, ah, departed.”
“you’re a fucking genius.”
“it was in the papers.”
“and why are we graced with your presence?”
“i’m the guy who tells you there are guys you hit and there are guys you don’t. that’s not quite a guy you can’t hit, but it’s almost a guy you can’t hit, so i’m fucking ruling on it right now that you don’t hit him.”
“i mean fuck yourself.”
“welcome to the neighbourhood. ”
“they don’t run harvard law at night, last time i checked. ”
“and for that you have to take me to dinner.”
“shut your ass before you get a gun stuck up it.”
“when i hear about someone getting in touch with their true nature i always feel like i need a shower.”
“they say you really fucked up.”
"personally, i only come into places like this if i have to hurt somebody.”
“i’m sorry. it was necessary.”
“i saw a dead guy. i think i have post traumatic stress. you available for lunch?”
“he’s an idiot.”
“you’re a presentable guy, now that you’re not pretending to be a scumbag for some personal reason.”
“he gave me a fucking job!”
“informers. the world is all informers.”
“i was going for my fuckin’ cigarettes.”
“in this country we can eat a variety of items.”
“if you ask me another question, i’m going to kill you.”
“you’re rising in the world. what are you going to do?”
“the way you live, there’s not much question about the way you die.”
“the next time i see you, i’ll kill you.”
“mind your own fuckin’ business.”
“most of the people in the world do it every day.”
“that was a joke, [name].”
“it’s just a little while longer.”
“name me one thing that people do that doesn’t have some element of a clusterfuck.”
“you’re a mess. you need to talk to somebody?”
“i need to fucking talk to somebody.”
“get the fuck out of there now and don’t go back.”
“you look so relaxed.”
“can we afford an interior decorator? because even if i had time, i really suck at it.”
“when you’re younger, every year is a different personality with different costumes, different books. then you’re just finally the same old shit, and so is your life. that’s when you get married.”
“haven’t you been different people?”
“you calling the shots here?”
“do you know what it’s like to be the only person who can do anything, and to not be able to do it?!”
“people are liars. they want to be stars of their little films. reinvent what happened. pretend they had a snappy comeback when really they thought of it in the car.”
“no one’s more full of shit than a cop.”
“no one’s themselves, if anyone’s watching. sometimes i think that the happiest people are the ones who aren’t themselves even when they’re alone.”
“i was on a sailboat once in a stom. there were people who lost it. there were people who did their jobs. everyone sorts out.”
“maybe i don’t need you.”
“maybe we could play trivial pursuit or have an original-thought bakeoff and see who wins.”
“you did that because i said something true. congratulations.”
“it was a clumsy way to say that i was interested in your thinking.”
“this is fuckin’ america. it’s complicated, here. wake up.”
“don’t tell me how to do my job.”
“i’ll tell you to your face that you just didn’t do it.”
“some people never trust a guy with an immaculate record.”
“ladies see the wedding ring and how immediately that you must have some money and that your cock works.”
“reality’s important. appearances are more important.”
“no, no, no. jesus christ.”
“i don’t know what’s going on and i’m not sitting in this room without getting a tetanus shot.”
“the only one who could do what i do as well as i do is you.”
“if you make me fear for my life, i’ll put a fucking bullet in your fucking head as if you were anybody else.”
“if you’d handled this problem i wouldn’t be here.”
“fuck yourself.”
“i have a lot to learn from you.”
“you can … be one thing with one person, and someone else to another.”
“what the fuck do you want?”
“i’ve done a lot of bad things but i’ve never been a murderer.”
“i have unfinished business. i don’t know exactly what I’m going to do …”
“we all have an achilles heel.”
“it’s good to know people in high places.”
“you get to a certain age and it’s all about deciding to commit. sometimes not what you want. you have to want what you don’t. you keep wanting what you want and it’s chaos. what do you want?”
“you got a thing for rooftops?”
“i’m not your confessor. there’s no absolution.”
“i know who you used to be.”
“it’s the essence of cards. you play what you’re dealt, or you’re a fucking cheat.”

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Angst:
1: “ Give me a chance. ” 2: “ Not you again.. ” 3: “ Leave me alone. ” 4: “ I don’t love you anymore. ” 5: “ Why do you hate me? ” 6: “ I lost the baby. ” 7: “ I thought you loved me. ” 8: “ I don’t need you anymore. ” 9:“ I can’t believe you! ” 10: “ We cant keep this up forever. ” 11: “ You’re a monster. ” 12: “ I hate you. ” 13: “ Don’t leave me… ” 14: “ You’re a disappointment. ” 15: “ Don’t die on me– Please. ” 16: “ I never meant to hurt you. ” 17: “ Are you upset with me? ” 18: “ I wish i’d never met you. ” 19: “ I’m going to kill you! ” 20: “ Please don’t hurt me like this. ” 21: “ Thanks for nothing. ” 22: “ Dont call this number again. “ 23: “ Why did you spare me? ” 24: “ You need to leave. ” 25: “ I’m sick. ” 26: “ I’m dying. ” 27: “ I wish i’d never met you. ” 28: “ I thought we were family!” 29: “ There was never an us. ” 30: “ So that’s it? It’s over? ” 31: “ I fucked up. ” 32: “ I came to say goodbye. ” 33:“ He’s dead because of you. ” 34: “ I don’t deserve to be loved. ” 35: “ About the baby… Its yours. ”
Love:
36: “ I’m so in love with you. ” 37: “ Dance with me! ” 38: “ Isn’t this amazing? ” 39: “ I wish we could stay like this forever. ” 40: “ Will you marry me? ” 41: “ I’m pregnant. ” 42: “ I need a hug. ” 43: “ You’re special to me. ” 44: “ I’m going to keep you safe. ” 45: “ Do you trust me? ” 46: “ Can I kiss you right now? ” 47: “ You’re cute when you’re angry. ” 48: “ I’ve liked you for awhile now. ” 49: “ Lets have a baby. ” 50: “ We’d make such a cute couple. ” 51: “ I want to take care of you. ” 52: “ Can we cuddle? ” 53: “ It’s lonely here without you. ” 54: “ I can’t stand the thought of loosing you. ” 55: “ Shut up and kiss me already. ” 56: “ Are you flirting with me? ” 57: “ Is that my shirt? ” 58: “ How did we get here? ” 59: “ You own my heart. ” 60: “ You’d be a great dad. ” 61: “ You’d be a great mom. ” 62: “ I want to protect you. ” 63: “ Whats the matter? ” 64: “ You’re so beautiful. ” 65: “ Did you do something different with your hair? ” 66: “ Is that a new perfume? ” 67: “ Stop being so cute. ” 68: “ You’re making me blush! ” 69: “ You’re teasing me again… ” 70: “ This is why I fell in love with you. ” 71: “ You’re the best! ” 72: “ They’re going to love you, don’t worry! ” 73: “ Oh, Are you ticklish? ” 74: “ Of course I remembered! ” 75: “ You’re one hell of a girl. ” 76: “ You’re one hell of a guy. ” 77: “ Are you jealous? ” 78: “ Hold me and never let me go. ” 79: “ Stop hogging all the blankets! ” 80: “ Lets run away together. ”
General:
90: “ Catch me if you can! ” 91: “ I’m fine. ” 92: “ Are you drunk? ” 93: “ Are you high? ” 94: “ We cant go in there… ” 95: “ Give it back! ” 96: “ Well this is just great. ” 97: “ Don’t touch me. ” 98: “ Not sure if you could tell, but I’m not exactly a people person. ” 99: “ This was fun— Lets do it again sometime!” 100: “ I didn’t do it! ” 101: “ I did it… ” 102: “ I don’t remember that! ” 103: “ Well that’s pretty rude of you to say. ” 104: “ Get that thing away from me! ” 105: “ You owe me. ” 106: “ Do you believe in aliens? ” 107: “ Do you believe in ghosts? ” 108: “ Are you hitting on me? ” 109: “ Why are you naked? ” 110: “ You did what?! ” 111: “ You have… Superpowers? ” 112: “ Why are you bleeding? ” 113: “ Where did all these puppies come from?” 114: “ Don’t make me come over there myself! ” 115: “ That wasn’t funny. ” 116: “ This tastes horrible. ” 117: “ This is delicious! ” 118: “ Are you mad at me? ” 119: “ Stop ignoring me… ” 120: “ I love that show too! ” 121: “ Can I borrow that book of yours?” 122: “ Lets blow this joint. ” 123: “ Let me help you with that. ” 124: “ Take that back! ” 125: “ Wanna go see a movie with me? ” 126: “ No way, that’s so lame. ” 127: “ What are you listening to? ” 128: “ I brought you your coffee. ” 129: “ Don’t fuck this up. ” 130: “ Run! ” 131: “ Lets run away together. ” 132: “ I haven’t slept in four days… ” 133: “ Your turn to do the dishes. ” 134: “ Was I really that drunk? ” 135: “ Was I really that stoned? ” 136: “Give me back my phone! ” 137: “ You’re an asshole. ” 138: “ Are you cold? ” 139: “ This place gives me the creeps. ” 140: “ I swear my house is haunted. ” 141: “ Did you hear that? ” 142: “ It’s just your imagination. ” 143: “ Just how stupid do you think I am? ” 144: “ Stop being such a baby. ” 145: “ Go back to bed. ” 146: “ Are you okay? ” 147: “ I can take care of myself just fine.” 148: “ Thanks for helping me back there. ” 149: “ Since when have we ever been friends? ” 150: “ What on earth are you wearing? ” 151: “ I can’t feel my legs! ” 152: “ Stop texting me weird stuff so late at night. ” 153: “ Put me down! ” 154: “ There’s only one bed… ” 155: “ It isn’t what it looks like! Okay.. Maybe it is… ” 156: “ How did I loose it? ” 157: “ I read your diary. ” 158: “ This is awkward. ” 159: “ Didn’t you read the sign? ” 160: “ Do you think you can teach me that? ”
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Sexual:
161: “ Bite me. ” 162: “ Make me. ” 163: “ Fuck me. ” 164: “ Stop teasing me so much… ” 165: “ Do you like it when I touch you like that?” 166: “ Okay.. This is new. ” 167: “ Want to head back to my place and have a little fun? ” 168: “ You’re in trouble now. ” 169: “ What a pretty sight. ” 170: “ Bend over. ” 171: “ On your knees. ” 172: “ The food looks great but.. There’s something much more delicious i’d like to eat right now. ” 173: “ Lay back. ” 174: “ Take off your clothes. ” 175: “ Well, fine; just this once. ” 176: “ I’m waiting. ” 177: “ You’re so beautiful. ” 178:“ As you wish. ” 179: “ First one to make a noise looses.” 180: “ You have no idea what you do to me. ” 181: “ If you’re bored; Wanna have sex? ” 182: “ Ive wanted this for so long. ” 183: “ Car sex looks so much more easier in the movies. ” 184: “ Can I touch you? ” 185: “ Open up. ” 186: “ No strings attached. ” 187: “ Already? Do I really have that much of an effect on you? ” 188: “ Mine. ” 189: “ The nights still young. ” 190: “ We cant do that here! ” 191: “ Behave. ” 192:“ What did you just say? ” 193: “ Good girl. ” 194: “ Good boy. ” 195: “ Come here. ”
look. it’s not that sylvia is heartless - she just doesn’t know how to use it and is still begging trying to obtain love from the one person she wants it from the most, aka her father ; sylvia and her mother are far too similar to ever get along and the daily tension within that household is too high. tbh marisol first taught sylv how to properly apply eyeliner - the only useful knowledge she’s provided her with. her mama was / is definitely a chola and wanted sylvia to adopt the lifestyle....... hm.
MOVIE SENTENCE STARTERS: 80S EDITION (PART II)
HEATHERS
“Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Teresa?” “If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn’t be a human being. You’d be a game-show host.” “Greetings and salutations.” “When teenagers complain that they want to be treated like human beings, it’s usually because they are being treated like human beings.” “Real life sucks losers dry. You want to fuck with the eagles, you have to learn to fly.” “So, you teach people how to spread their wings and fly?” “You’re beautiful.” “I sound like a fucking psycho.” “Are we going to prom or to hell?” “You look like hell.” “Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs.” “The extreme always seems to make an impression.” “What’s your damage?” “That’s the stupidest question I’ve ever heard.” “I don’t patronize bunny rabbits.” “Save the speeches for Malcolm X, I just want to get laid.” “You don’t deserve my fucking speech.” “There’s a new sheriff in town.” “I was teasing. I loved you.” “They all want me as a friend or a fuck.” “I say we just grow up, be adults and die.” “If everyone jumped off a bridge, would you?” “Why are you pulling on my dick?” “I don’t really like my friends.” “Some people need different kinds of convincing than others.” “Why do you have to be such a mega-bitch?” “Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?” “If you don’t have a brewski in your hand you might as well be wearing a dress.” “Will someone tell me why I smoke these damn things?” “I shop, therefore I am.” “You were nothing before you met me.” “This kind of thing leaves a bad taste in my mouth.” “That was my first game of strip croquet.”
SIXTEEN CANDLES
“Can I borrow your underpants for ten minutes?” “That’s why they call them crushes. If they were easy, they’d call ‘em something else.” “What’s happenin’, hot stuff?” “I want a serious girlfriend. Somebody I can love, that’s gonna love me back. Is that psycho?” “I’ve never bagged a babe. I’m not a stud.” “Don’t be a smartass.” “You own a church?” “Where the hell am I?” “He is totally enamored of me.” “I mean, I’ve had men who’ve loved me before, but not for six months in a row.” “By night’s end, I predict me and her will interface.” “They fucking forgot my birthday.” “I can’t believe my Grandmother actually felt me up.” “You wanna know what happened? Buy the book!” “I’m not really a farmer. I’m a freshman.” “I’m kinda like the leader, you know? Kinda like the king of the dipshits.” “Would you stop feeling sorry for yourself? It’s bad for your complexion.” “There has to be a more dignified mode of transportation.” “When you don’t have anything, you don’t have anything to lose. Right?” “I think you’re just being a little selfish… and immature.” “I’d shit twice and die.” “Will you hurry it up? I’m breaking like, thirty major laws here.” “I can’t believe I gave my panties to a geek.” “Darling, is something bothering you?” “You’re really acting like an asshole.” “I thought she hated my guts.” “I swear to God this has got be a joke.” “She’s supposedly real sweet.” “It’s really human of you to listen to all my bullshit.”
THE SECRET OF MY SUCCESS
“I think you’re terrific; you’re beautiful, you’re intelligent, you’re sensuous…” “What’s my mother going to say? I’ve disgraced my whole family!” “You’re not going to tell me I have too much experience, are you?” “What’s up? You seem kind of upset.” “That was a very expensive vase, you bitch!” “Just when I thought it was safe to go back in the water.” “Why do you keep saying the exact opposite of what I say?” “I should warn you, I’m packing an iron.” “He’s a person, I’m a person. I can’t say hello to him?” “You really know how to sweep a girl back onto her feet.” “I heard you calling me telepathically - I’m VERY psychic - so of COURSE I rushed right over.” “You want me to spy on him?” “Just tell me one more time what your solution is to this crisis.” “You should go together. You look good together. “ “You should try to be more positive with your life, or you’re gonna wind up miserable.” “Ohh, no, I am not available.” “You’re irresistible when you turn on that boyish charm.” “People better stop calling me bimbo!” “Is it something I could get fired for?” “Why haven’t I met you before?” “Okay, so you don’t eat lunch. Do you eat dinner?” “I was having fun on this job! You had all this energy, and all these crazy ideas… and you kept taking your pants off.” “Just follow the smell of money.” “I am not a bimbo!”
ST. ELMO’S FIRE
“We’re all going through this. It’s our time at the edge.” “It’s true love, my friend.” “Love, love, you know what love is? Love is an illusion created by lawyer types to perpetuate another illusion called marriage to create the reality of divorce and then the illusionary need for divorce lawyers.” “You break my heart. Then again, you break everyone’s heart.” “I always thought we’d be friends forever.” “Yeah, well forever got a lot shorter all of a sudden.” “She is the only evidence of God I have seen with the exception of the mysterious force that removes one sock from the dryer every time I do my laundry.” “That’s Mr. Asshole to you.” “Don’t you enjoy anything anymore… like girls?” “You ran out on this relationship. You take the consequences.” “I can’t believe this is happening to us.” “Haven’t you heard of the sexual revolution?” “I hate you, you little bitch!” “There are several quintessential moments in a man’s life: losing his virginity, getting married, becoming a father, and having the right girl smile at you.” “Well, you’re all I think about.” “How come you never ask me if I want a date?” “I thought you were taking steps to phase out everything that wasn’t working in your life.” “It ain’t a party till something gets broken.” “Never trust a woman who says she isn’t angry.”
TUFF TURF
“Too bad they took your car, man.” “As soon as I learn how to walk on water, I’ll get right on it.” “Hey, everybody’s staring at me.” “Life isn’t a problem to be solved. It’s a mystery to be lived. So live it.” “How much longer are we gonna be doing this, man? I’m about to pee in my pants.” “I thought things were supposed to be easy when you have money.” “I don’t think you can hold onto anything until you let it go.” “It was all for you.” “It was NEVER for me, it’s your whole life.”
SAY ANYTHING
“I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen.” “You just described every great success story.” “Kickboxing. Sport of the future.” “The world is full of guys. Be a man. Don’t be a guy.” “I love you. How many more times do I have to say it?” “You’re a distraction.” “Why do you eat that stuff? There’s no food in your food.” “I just can’t have any social life right now.” “If you start out depressed everything’s kind of a pleasant surprise.” “I have this theory of convergence, that good things always happen with bad things.” “I draw the line at seven unreturned phone calls.” “Nobody knew me before tonight.” “This is great. This gives me hope. Thanks.” “Why can’t you be in a good mood? How hard is it to decide to be in a good mood and be in a good mood once in a while?” “I’ll always be there for you.” “Bitches, man.” “You used to be fun. You used to be warped and twisted and hilarious… and I mean that in the best way - I mean it as a compliment!” “Dude, I don’t even feel that way about my car, man.” “Is the movies a good second date? You know, as a date?” “That was a mistake.” “Everything else means nothing to me. If I hurt you again, I’ll die.”
( * &. – TO ALL THE BOYS I’VE LOVED BEFORE SENTENCE STARTERS .
* taken from the 2018 movie to all the boys i’ve loved before, based on the series by jenny han. you can also find the book starters here. as always, feel free to change pronouns !
‘ a lot of girls would be pretty weirded out by their boyfriend sleeping in someone else’s room, but you’re so trusting. ’
‘ am i just a joke to you? ’
‘ are you crazy? who’s gonna believe we’re in a relationship if i’m not allowed to kiss you? ’
‘ are you keeping tabs on me? ’
‘ are you kidding me? this is the reason why you broke up with me? ’
‘ are you trying to reject me right now? ’
‘ because i’m in love with you. only you. ’
‘ before your murder our sister, could i just ask you a question? ’
‘ being with you was so easy that sometimes i let myself pretend it wasn’t fake. ’
‘ but over time, that feeling just faded away and i missed my best friend. and it wasn’t love. ’
‘ can we talk about this? let me drive you home and i’ll explain everything to you. ’
‘ can you maybe just admit that some part of you doesn’t want everything in your life to be a fantasy? ’
‘ can you turn around? please? ’
‘ come on, talk to me. what happened to no secrets? ’
‘ do you think you might change your mind? ’
‘ duh, first rule of fight club. ’
‘ finally, everyone is gonna see you for who you really are. ’
‘ for someone who has such good grades, you can be so dense sometimes. ’
‘ for someone who’s quiet all the time, you sure have a lot of opinions. ’
‘ he is not as confident as he pretends to be. i am not as though as i pretend to be. and you, you are not as innocent as you pretend to be. ’
‘ he looks at you like you’re a sexy little rubik’s cube. he can’t figure you out, but he’s having fun trying. ’
‘ her face is gonna be in the wrong place! ’
‘ her logic was off, but her heart was in the right place. ’
‘ how did i let this happen? i’m so stupid. ’
‘ how do you tell your fake boyfriend you can’t go with him because you’re starting to have real feelings? you can’t. ’
‘ i am way better looking than that guy. ’
‘ i can count on you to be honest, always. ’
‘ i can’t believe i inadvertently dabbled in porn before i lost my virginity, but it’s been a strange year all around. ’
‘ i can’t believe i let you convince me to go on a trip that requires getting up before 7:00 am. ’
‘ i could never hate you. ’
‘ i don’t know how to be friends with you like this. ’
‘ i don’t know what to tell you. that sucks. i’m sorry. ’
‘ i don’t understand why you didn’t tell me all this was happening in the first place. ’
‘ i heard my cousin dumped you for a college student, that true? ’
‘ i heard you have a tail. is that true? ’
‘ i just know that he likes you. i can tell by the way he looks at you. ’
‘ i just wanna be super clear: i’m flattered, i am, but… ’
‘ i just wanna finish this chapter. ’
‘ i know you love me. ’
‘ i know you’re only being nice to me because i accidentally made a sex tape and you feel bad. ’
‘ i like your hair down. you look pretty. ’
‘ i love how you’re not afraid of her. ’
‘ i need you to know that i like you. ’
‘ i need you to know that i like you. and not in a fake way. ’
‘ i think it’s funny, you say you’re scared of commitment and relationships, but you don’t seem to be afraid to be with me. ’
‘ i thought you were gonna hate me. ’
‘ i wrote five love letters so don’t go feeling too special. ’
‘ if i hear anyone talking about you or that video, i’m gonna kick all of their asses. ’
‘ if it was real and he still doesn’t want me… then at least i’ll know. ’
‘ if it wasn’t real then i didn’t lose anyone. ’
‘ if you ask, it ruins the whole vibe. be cool. ’
‘ if you miss him, why don’t you just tell him? ’
‘ if you need me i’ll be in the nurses office, with a migraine, googling justin trudeau shirtless. ’
‘ if you really, truly didn’t want those letters to be sent, then why did you address them? ’
‘ if you’re gonna have sex in a public place, you’ve gotta deal with the consequences. ’
‘ is it so unbelievable that someone could like me? ’
‘ it was fated, that we should meet like this. ’
‘ it was spin the bottle, you psycho! and it was tongueless! ’
‘ it’s a cool trick, right? you wanna see me do it again? ’
‘ it’s bad enough if a guy were to do this, but a girl? that’s despicable. ’
‘ it’s been a strange year all around. ’
‘ it’s cold outside. i don’t do cold. ’
‘ i’d say if anyone stupidly fell for someone who doesn’t like them back, it’s not you. ’
‘ i’m gonna kill you. ’
‘ i’m just here to take down one of those chocolate shakes. ’
‘ i’m just so tired of writing love letters. it’d be nice to receive them. ’
‘ i’m more real to you than he is. ’
‘ i’m not trying to date you. ’
‘ i’m officially back to being invisible. ’
‘ i’m onto a nickname for you: largie, it’s funny because you’re so small! ’
‘ i’m sorry i didn’t sit next to you. ’
‘ i’m tired of being second best or fake best. ’
‘ last night was a mistake. ’
‘ like i said, i didn’t do it. ’
‘ look, i am really sorry. about everything. ’
‘ look, i just wanna say that i really– i appreciate it, but it’s never gonna happen. ’
‘ no one’s ever liked me like that. ’
‘ no, this is a fight i have to handle myself. ’
‘ no, you’re not just a joke to you, you just don’t understand the situation. ’
‘ oh… it’s you. ’
‘ screw you, you know my feet are always cold. ’
‘ she just stopped drinking caffeine for some diet, i think she’s just in withdrawal. ’
‘ she’s gorgeous, but you have way better style. ’
‘ since you’ve been together, i’ve never seen you so happy. ’
‘ sleep where you want, sluts. ’
‘ so here’s the thing, i don’t actually like you. i just had to make it look like i liked you so someone else wouldn’t think i liked them. ’
‘ so love and dating? i love to read about it and it’s fun to write about and to think about in my head, but when it’s real… yeah, it’s scary. ’
‘ so, what, now you’re ignoring me? ’
‘ still think you haven’t gotten a love letter? ’
‘ stop. don’t finish that sentence. ’
‘ the more people that you let into your life, the more they can just walk right now. ’
‘ the reason i went to her room that night was to tell her that it’s over because… i’m in love with you. ’
‘ then again, he’s a jock and they’re slow learners. ’
‘ there’s no one like you. ’
‘ this is all your fault! i hate everyone! ’
‘ those shoes weren’t just cool, i thought they were kind of hot. ’
‘ um, hi… personal space, much? ’
‘ we are still together. you’re just trying to pull out because you’re scared. ’
‘ we can never tell anyone that this relationship is fake because it would be too humiliating for both of us. ’
‘ we need to have a contract so we’re on the same page about the rules. ’
‘ we’re still cool, right? ’
‘ …we’re still talking about her? ’
‘ what do i have to do to get you to bring me one of these tomorrow? ’
‘ what do you put in a contract for a real relationship? ’
‘ what if we let people think we were actually together? just for a little while. ’
‘ why didn’t you just tell me that? i feel like i would’ve understood. ’
‘ you are such a snob! ’
‘ you can be mad at someone and still miss them. ’
‘ you can’t just sit up in your room writing love letters that you’re never gonna send out. ’
‘ you didn’t even say it wasn’t true? you just let everyone think we had sex in the hot tub when you know we didn’t? ’
‘ you didn’t tell anyone about last night, did you? ’
‘ you gonna break my heart? ’
‘ you got rules? come on, you really know how to zap the fun out of a situation. ’
‘ you gotta trust. ’
‘ you have this whole judgy face scenario going on. ’
‘ you kissed me first. ’
‘ you knew that i liked him and you kissed him anyway! ’
‘ you know i’m gay, right? ’
‘ you know people usually check behind them before they reverse to, you know, avoid killing others. ’
‘ you know what? if you want me to read that then you have to give that to me. ’
‘ you look good. you always look good. ’
‘ you look pretty. i’ll prove it to you. ’
‘ you owe me braid crowns for the rest of your life. ’
‘ you should never go to college with a boyfriend. ’
‘ you were never second best. ’
‘ your filthy little secret’s safe with me. ’
‘ your mouth is saying something, but your mouth said something completely different. ’
‘ you’re like a sweet, innocent girl and he’s a complete dick. i don’t get it! ’
‘ you’re officially pg-13 again. ’
‘ you’re still in love with this bon iver wannabe? ’
‘ you’ve gotta tell people how you feel when you feel it. ’
nearly 200 writing prompts // feel free to reblog
Angst:
1: “ Give me a chance. ” 2: “ Not you again.. ” 3: “ Leave me alone. ” 4: “ I don’t love you anymore. ” 5: “ Why do you hate me? ” 6: “ I lost the baby. ” 7: “ I thought you loved me. ” 8: “ I don’t need you anymore. ” 9:“ I can’t believe you! ” 10: “ We cant keep this up forever. ” 11: “ You’re a monster. ” 12: “ I hate you. ” 13: “ Don’t leave me… ” 14: “ You’re a disappointment. ” 15: “ Don’t die on me– Please. ” 16: “ I never meant to hurt you. ” 17: “ Are you upset with me? ” 18: “ I wish i’d never met you. ” 19: “ I’m going to kill you! ” 20: “ Please don’t hurt me like this. ” 21: “ Thanks for nothing. ” 22: “ Dont call this number again. “ 23: “ Why did you spare me? ” 24: “ You need to leave. ” 25: “ I’m sick. ” 26: “ I’m dying. ” 27: “ I wish i’d never met you. ” 28: “ I thought we were family!” 29: “ There was never an us. ” 30: “ So that’s it? It’s over? ” 31: “ I fucked up. ” 32: “ I came to say goodbye. ” 33:“ He’s dead because of you. ” 34: “ I don’t deserve to be loved. ” 35: “ About the baby… Its yours. ”
Love:
36: “ I’m so in love with you. ” 37: “ Dance with me! ” 38: “ Isn’t this amazing? ” 39: “ I wish we could stay like this forever. ” 40: “ Will you marry me? ” 41: “ I’m pregnant. ” 42: “ I need a hug. ” 43: “ You’re special to me. ” 44: “ I’m going to keep you safe. ” 45: “ Do you trust me? ” 46: “ Can I kiss you right now? ” 47: “ You’re cute when you’re angry. ” 48: “ I’ve liked you for awhile now. ” 49: “ Lets have a baby. ” 50: “ We’d make such a cute couple. ” 51: “ I want to take care of you. ” 52: “ Can we cuddle? ” 53: “ It’s lonely here without you. ” 54: “ I can’t stand the thought of loosing you. ” 55: “ Shut up and kiss me already. ” 56: “ Are you flirting with me? ” 57: “ Is that my shirt? ” 58: “ How did we get here? ” 59: “ You own my heart. ” 60: “ You’d be a great dad. ” 61: “ You’d be a great mom. ” 62: “ I want to protect you. ” 63: “ Whats the matter? ” 64: “ You’re so beautiful. ” 65: “ Did you do something different with your hair? ” 66: “ Is that a new perfume? ” 67: “ Stop being so cute. ” 68: “ You’re making me blush! ” 69: “ You’re teasing me again… ” 70: “ This is why I fell in love with you. ” 71: “ You’re the best! ” 72: “ They’re going to love you, don’t worry! ” 73: “ Oh, Are you ticklish? ” 74: “ Of course I remembered! ” 75: “ You’re one hell of a girl. ” 76: “ You’re one hell of a guy. ” 77: “ Are you jealous? ” 78: “ Hold me and never let me go. ” 79: “ Stop hogging all the blankets! ” 80: “ Lets run away together. ”
General:
90: “ Catch me if you can! ” 91: “ I’m fine. ” 92: “ Are you drunk? ” 93: “ Are you high? ” 94: “ We cant go in there… ” 95: “ Give it back! ” 96: “ Well this is just great. ” 97: “ Don’t touch me. ” 98: “ Not sure if you could tell, but I’m not exactly a people person. ” 99: “ This was fun— Lets do it again sometime!” 100: “ I didn’t do it! ” 101: “ I did it… ” 102: “ I don’t remember that! ” 103: “ Well that’s pretty rude of you to say. ” 104: “ Get that thing away from me! ” 105: “ You owe me. ” 106: “ Do you believe in aliens? ” 107: “ Do you believe in ghosts? ” 108: “ Are you hitting on me? ” 109: “ Why are you naked? ” 110: “ You did what?! ” 111: “ You have… Superpowers? ” 112: “ Why are you bleeding? ” 113: “ Where did all these puppies come from?” 114: “ Don’t make me come over there myself! ” 115: “ That wasn’t funny. ” 116: “ This tastes horrible. ” 117: “ This is delicious! ” 118: “ Are you mad at me? ” 119: “ Stop ignoring me… ” 120: “ I love that show too! ” 121: “ Can I borrow that book of yours?” 122: “ Lets blow this joint. ” 123: “ Let me help you with that. ” 124: “ Take that back! ” 125: “ Wanna go see a movie with me? ” 126: “ No way, that’s so lame. ” 127: “ What are you listening to? ” 128: “ I brought you your coffee. ” 129: “ Don’t fuck this up. ” 130: “ Run! ” 131: “ Lets run away together. ” 132: “ I haven’t slept in four days… ” 133: “ Your turn to do the dishes. ” 134: “ Was I really that drunk? ” 135: “ Was I really that stoned? ” 136: “Give me back my phone! ” 137: “ You’re an asshole. ” 138: “ Are you cold? ” 139: “ This place gives me the creeps. ” 140: “ I swear my house is haunted. ” 141: “ Did you hear that? ” 142: “ It’s just your imagination. ” 143: “ Just how stupid do you think I am? ” 144: “ Stop being such a baby. ” 145: “ Go back to bed. ” 146: “ Are you okay? ” 147: “ I can take care of myself just fine.” 148: “ Thanks for helping me back there. ” 149: “ Since when have we ever been friends? ” 150: “ What on earth are you wearing? ” 151: “ I can’t feel my legs! ” 152: “ Stop texting me weird stuff so late at night. ” 153: “ Put me down! ” 154: “ There’s only one bed… ” 155: “ It isn’t what it looks like! Okay.. Maybe it is… ” 156: “ How did I loose it? ” 157: “ I read your diary. ” 158: “ This is awkward. ” 159: “ Didn’t you read the sign? ” 160: “ Do you think you can teach me that? ”
Below is NSFW prompts. Please if you’re rebloggling tell your followers if you’re interested or not in taking these sorts of requests.
Sexual:
161: “ Bite me. ” 162: “ Make me. ” 163: “ Fuck me. ” 164: “ Stop teasing me so much… ” 165: “ Do you like it when I touch you like that?” 166: “ Okay.. This is new. ” 167: “ Want to head back to my place and have a little fun? ” 168: “ You’re in trouble now. ” 169: “ What a pretty sight. ” 170: “ Bend over. ” 171: “ On your knees. ” 172: “ The food looks great but.. There’s something much more delicious i’d like to eat right now. ” 173: “ Lay back. ” 174: “ Take off your clothes. ” 175: “ Well, fine; just this once. ” 176: “ I’m waiting. ” 177: “ You’re so beautiful. ” 178:“ As you wish. ” 179: “ First one to make a noise looses.” 180: “ You have no idea what you do to me. ” 181: “ If you’re bored; Wanna have sex? ” 182: “ Ive wanted this for so long. ” 183: “ Car sex looks so much more easier in the movies. ” 184: “ Can I touch you? ” 185: “ Open up. ” 186: “ No strings attached. ” 187: “ Already? Do I really have that much of an effect on you? ” 188: “ Mine. ” 189: “ The nights still young. ” 190: “ We cant do that here! ” 191: “ Behave. ” 192:“ What did you just say? ” 193: “ Good girl. ” 194: “ Good boy. ” 195: “ Come here. ”

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Okay, we didn’t work, and all memories to tell you the truth aren’t good. But sometimes there were good times. Love was good. I loved your crooked sleep beside me and never dreamed afraid. There should be stars for great wars like ours.
Sandra Cisneros, from “One Last Poem for Richard” (via oofpoetry)