Direct Your Piteous Sighs Elsewhere, If You Please

You know, in retrospect, having gay marriage as a debate topic when I was the only openly gay kid in class was SUPER WEIRD. Imagine if you walked into AP Gov and your teacher pointed at you like, “I don’t think Brian should have health insurance because he sucks. Discuss?”

Lmaooo yo this seemed so unreal

A bit more to what satanism is about: it’s about putting Earthly needs above heavenly needs. It’s about doing right without concern for any concept of going to heaven or being rewarded. They aren’t devil worshipers. They never have been. They believe strongly that deities are created by humans, rather than being our creators.

If you don’t like black women….why are you here?

famine, death war, pestilence

occupation: inappropriate friend who makes sexual jokes despite being a fucking virgin

This is my momther.

new hat

As People of Color, we actually have the power to select one (1) strange-looking poisonous plant and market it to white people as the new “superfruit”.

yall forget white people are actually smart.

Schrodinger’s fanfic: the fic you leave open waiting in a tab over and over; while it remains tabbed and unread it continues to exist simultaneously as potentially wonderful and potentially disappointing