yikes

I appreciate that lots of games now have ditched body options being tied to gender but now we reaaally gotta move on from “slightly buff thin body” and “super skinny body” being the only available options.

There's literally nothing better about something that just makes an entire room laugh harder and harder with every moment. No words, no explinations, no one talking, just pure laughter.

no stevie nicks, i CAN’T sail through the changing ocean tides and i CAN’T handle the seasons of my life

reblog for noises

he really came out and just said “e”

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"can i be mean for a second?" you can be mean for 10,000 years and i'll hang onto your every word, my queen. my goddess

It took Oscar Wilde like 65K words to say this exact thing.

“sync your contacts” i’d rather be waterboarded to death actually tysm tho

I must not explain the joke. Explaining the joke is the joke-killer. I will face my followers who did not get the joke. I will permit them to pass over me and through me

something I’ve learnt as I’ve grown older which has bought me so much peace, is that not everyone will understand you and that’s okay. a lot of people lack the life experience, emotional intelligence and empathy to ever understand your life and the choices that you’ve made. you don’t need to prove anything to anyone. you know your truth and anyone who chooses to make baseless judgements or misunderstand you, isn’t worth arguing with to convince them otherwise. this goes for family, friends, or even just random people on the internet