truth be told;;

the word: [coincidentally starts showing up everywhere in the following days]

me:

*credits roll*

i will spell color as colour and use degrees celcius. i would watch Sherlock on BBC all night while drinking a cuppa tea with my flatmates. i’ll have fish and chips every day that’s worth 5 quid. i would go to gaff parties every night. i am also more likely to meet chavs, One Direction, Ed Sheeran and the Queen.

i will spell color as цвет and use degrees Communist. i would watch Семнадцать мгновений весны on Программа Один all night while drinking vodka with with my comrades. i’ll have borscht and potatoes every day that’s worth 5 rubles. I would go to Soviet rallies every night. i am also more likely to meet Cossacks, Kino, Bulat Okudzhava and Josef Stalin.

not sure why i rewrote the copy on the men’s clothing section of the uniqlo website, but i did it. the words are different now.

and here’s one that didn’t fit in the photo set: