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IF WIVES ARE BISEXUAL THEN WHY simon

strongly disagree, sycamore trees give excellent hugs

There would have been a lot less death in the wild west if they had just built the towns big enough

RIP Hanako 🥺🙏🕯

“Tumblr users who weren’t here before the porn ban…” bro we were all here before the porn ban. No one new has joined.

So they're gonna undercut pharmacies until they corner the market and then jack prices back up, but higher than before and reep all that profit. Right?

Haha haha that’d be crazy

We regret to inform you that your Insulin Prime™️ subscription has run out and you must die or beg Lord Bezos for mercy

I’m on page nine right now and this book is fucking weird like…ill admit I skimmed some of the Minecraft fan books and they just tried to be like fantasy novels but in minecraft land but this dude in here is like “uh the dirt is square and I have logs for arms” I can’t tell if this is genius or what

The guy is pissed that he’s punching the grass and can’t grab it

He Contemplates the Flat Apple

This dude is talking about how shit he breaks becomes like flat objects and he stacks them in his pocket like playing cards this is fucking

Shut the FUCK up Max Brooks wrote this?

seeing ‘max brooks, bestselling author of world war z’ attatched to ‘minecraft’ was like feeling a sledgehammer being swung into my balls at maximum speed and power

i have this book, it’s pretty good because unlike most minecraft novelizations it’s written from the perspective of someone who doesn’t know shit or fuck about minecraft

Jack Black did the audiobook and listening to it is a spiritual experience

the longer this post gets the faster the sledgehammer is swung 

The ride never ends

As you can see from the Mojang logo, this book isn’t a fan book, but rather officially licensed.

isekai

A legend falls

Ah man :’(

2016’s officially gone too far

Who is she

@matzahball

For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner--I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones

great poast every one👍