Incorrect New Amsterdam

max: it’s basically the same as masturbating, right? so no big deal.

helen: it’s not like masturbating, it’s like fucking your twin. wrong bad.

floyd: i’d totally fuck my clone because i want to know if i’m good in bed.

lauren: i’d fuck my clone cause who would know better how to fuck ME than ME?

casey: not only would i have sex with my clone, i'd probably make a bunch of clones and just get it on with all of them at once because that's how pro clone-fucking i am.

leyla: i don’t know, love you, talk to you later

max: but – that’s just a trash can

helen: yeah :)

max: that’s great!! happy for you!!

helen: thanks max! i appreciate it!

max, mumbling: i hope her boyfriend dies

casey: thats just a photo of you

max: i'm not in love with helen, shut up

lauren: he never said who

max: ...

max: *gesturing to luna* lauren! children!

lauren: -iscuit. son of a biscuit

max: nice save

max: i would literally cover up murder you committed, plant my DNA at the crime scene, and take the blame for it if you asked to.

helen: can you wash the dishes?