Foble Getters

slit, slits, slitting, slitted, had slit

Historians theorize that a secret cabal of mages constructed this spicy zone in order to combat the mass-depopulation caused by the Foble Wars. It’s all well and good to run out of swords and shields, but you can’t run out of PEOPLE if you’re gonna fight a dang war.

Happy Valentines. Getchu a man that slits

Foble Getters has a ystem called “Fraternity,” if 2 units spend enough time together, they can have weird conversations and eventually have babies from alternate dimensions. This isn’t questioned in Foble World.

Lord Samb and his crew are not technically Jimblian, they’re Crimblian, but Crimblia is on the WAY to Jimblia, so Creamy/Weamy and crew must pass him. But Lord Samb will not be pleased that they stole Slitty and murdered his dum dums.

The dum dums died soon after. No one can look that fabulous for too long. Such is the cruel irony of the Butcher Knight’s attack.

You don’t recruit a Butcher Knight without first slaking their slit-thirst

Butcher Knights are know for their cruelty, but slitting? Well, that’s a whole ‘nother can. If you wanna slit, you gotta be prepared for the consequences. Don’t slit if you won’t get. Slit. Slit. Slit. Slit.

And that was Chapta 1!

It’s a butcher knight... watch out

Spoon and Fork Knights don’t get far in the quest for Foble

Guys, Jaben was really important, he’s not a joke. Stop laughing at him.

This is the prime principal of war in the world of Foble Getters

“005 - This Happens a Lot”

“004 - Farewell Jaben”