( 1 / 2 ) not me being late because i was washing dishes and making dog food ... yikes . at this rate , i’ll be late to my own funeral . nonetheless , i’m kofi , in my jordan year , reside in the est tz , and prefer either she / her or they / them pronouns ! here is my sweet ( lie ) boy saint , and he’s an updated version of a muse i played for a little while i believe about a year ago , and he’s truly the loml ! that being said , here’s everything to know about saint and i promise to try and keep it short !
✼:♡*ﾟ✿ ↝ hwang hyunjin . cis man . he / him . ／ seungho ‘saint’ yoon is blasting pink + white by frank ocean again … ugh , i swear they play that song every single day ! you’d think they’d learn how to pipe down . oh , you don’t know them ? they live in apartment 3D . i haven’t talked to them much , but i know that they’re twenty one years old , and that they’ve been living in the complex for three years . i always run into them when they’re coming back home from sweet stems , and they seem really beguiling and timorous . maybe you’ll have better luck with the gemini than i do .
trigger warnings : detailed talk of religion , minor mentions of death , and sugaring .
001 . STATISTICS .
name : seongho ‘ saint ’ yoon . nicknames : none , unless given by someone else . date of birth : june 9th, 1999 . zodiac : gemini . birthplace : montreal , québec , canada . current location : vancouver , british columbia . languages spoken ( in order of learning ) : korean , french & english . love language : words of affirmation & quality time . height : 5′10″ . father : yoon han - gyeol ( university professor , first ‘ man ’ of songbird church ) . mother : yoon baram ( lead pastor at songbird church ) . occupation : student at ucb & florist at sweet stems . orientation : bisexual & biromantic . markings : standard lobes , flat ( left ) , mid helix ( right ) , daith ( left ) , and tragus ( left ) . a scar on his left arm from falling into broken glass as a child .
002 . BACKSTORY .
the yoon family , comprised of mother , father & son , nestled within the city of montreal , fueled with love & patience . the yoon family is one of religious background , but not to the extreme , as wedensday night bible studies & evening services on sundays were expected . in the late 1960s , the yoon family became known throughout their small neighborhood when saint’s grandparents decided to open songbird church . baram , saint’s mother , encountered her future husband within the small congregation of songbird . soon enough , the two had gone through the stages of dating , engagement , & marriage ; sadly , this didn’t come without a sudden change in their lives . three years after their marriage , baram’s father suddenly passed away .
han - gyeol and baram welcome their son , seongho , into the world in 1999 , and it’s in 2008 when they expand songbird from a decently sized community church into a megachurch in its own right . thanks to the expansion , the yoon family saw a surge in income , & ultimately began to spoil their little saint with everything he could have ever wanted . however , despite being the only child , saint was often overlooked and ignored by his busy parents . not only were they running songbird , but his father also worked as a professor at a local university . through his parents’ spoiling , saint had been sent off to france to ‘ find himself ’ shortly after graduating from college .
it was then that saint encountered a man a few years older than him , only twenty six at the time , but the man was rich & liked to brag about it , especially with a wide - eyed saint . in essence , saint becomes a sugar baby in less than two months in france ; he finds that it’s not love he’s seeking , but the thrill of knowing batting his lashes will get what he desires . their ‘ relationship ’ continues even once his year in france is over , & he returns to canada to start his first year at ucb . it’s then that saint finds another , this time a woman in her thirties who became trapped under his thumb . their ‘ relationship ’ ends after only a couple of months , and he has since found another to bide his time with .
as for personality , a pretty boy with a layer of insecurities that he can’t ignore . tends to provide incredible advice for his friends , but can’t seem to take that same advice when he needs it . very independent despite his sugaring , & likes doing things on his own . don’t interrupt him on his laundry days or he’ll whine about it for a week . very childish , but more on the bratty side . likes to do a face mask with his hair pulled back in a lil ponytail because #selfcaresundays . avoids confrontation because he simply can’t deal with it & he overthinks entirely too much . lies about his parents / sweet stems being his source of income when we know that’s not true .
003 . CONNECTIONS .
honestmeme ... i’d love to see the drama of someone figuring out that he’s a sugar baby & holds it over his head , but not in a bad way !
someone he has a crush on ? the crush doesn’t have to be reciprocated , but when he sees someone pretty he can’t help himself !
i’m desperate for an angsty friends with benefits or ex friends with benefits because i’m such trash for these plots like ... hand it over .
an angsty ex boyf PLS i promise i’ll make u cry :D
a best friend ! someone who sees right through his bullshit & whom he trusts with his whole life !
something soft ? make my teeth rot & give me cavities ! could either be a boyf or girlf thing , i don’t really mind but i’ll take ANYTHING soft .
a plot where they hate each other . full on HATE . no lingering feelings , no soft moments . just give me a full bred spicy hate ship .
SKINNY LOVE DO NOT PLAY WITH ME
anything based on chemistry or if there’s anything you’d like filled !
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━━━━ banks was exactly where he usually was at 1 a.m. on friday ( that is , when he’s sober ) : on the first floor of opal apartments , leaning over the community kitchen’s stovetop . he’d made quite the mess in the three hours he’d been there , pots and pans and items that looked like they’d be better suited for frankenstein than him strewn about carelessly . upon hearing the telltale padding of footsteps , banks didn’t look up from where he’d been multitasking between stirring a bowl of whipped cream and staring down at a recipe on his phone .
“ hey . you wouldn’t happen to have a blowtorch on you , right ? i’d also be fine with a really big lighter . ”
an all expenses paid weekend ends unceremoniously once the door to the porsche seals shut . saint scurries back into opal’s building in an effort to get out of the cold , but also to put as much distance between himself and the car as possible . it’s late , so saint is praying that no one is awake as he makes his way up to his apartment . he nods to the night shift receptionist as he attempts to shoot straight to the elevator , but his hurried footsteps halt when a voice calls out to him . saint turns , and comes face to face with banks ; a soft smile spreads on his features . he hopes that his smile doesn’t make him look constipated . ‘ um , i think i do , ’ saint digs around in his bag for a moment in search of said lighter . in truth , he meant to leave it in the car . saint hands over the lighter , one of those heavy stainless steel ones that only cigar smokers carried because it made them feel sophisticated . ‘ will this one work ? ’
