Don't take it out until I scream.

“i cannot perform basic household duties while other people are in my house” crowd make some noise

we can’t. there’s people in the House

animal crossing rules

banksy 🙏😔🐀 R.I.P king

I can’t believe Banksy was just a dead rat under a bunch of raincoats this whole time.

had the realization the other day that disney adult bloggers and youtubers are gonna be sooo fucking useful to theme park historians. like the vloggers are like “oooh look at this menu they have for halloween!!! let me show you the front and back and inside with all the information on it” and 2057 historians are gonna be like “oh fuck yea”

think of the saddest moment in history. it’s that gif of the raccoon putting its cotton candy in water and then frantically searching for it when it dissolves, isnt it

That's what straight women are like