nacho fernandez

granit xhaka, gunner 4 life:

today we’re gonna be talking about how florentino perez (commonly known as snake, flop, old motherfucker) actually hates real madrid and may even be a barcelona fan.

first of all, let’s look at the managers he hired. let’s start with jose mourinho.

jose mourinho was real madrid manager for 3 years (2010-2013). florentino hired him because he knew he may bring the team something so it won’t look too suspicious when he actually fucks it up from the inside. we all know what he did to mesut ozil making him eventually leave real madrid. he destroyed one of real madrid’s biggest hopes - kaka (who was also cristiano ronaldo’s bff, who knows, maybe flop wanted to get rid off him back then too?)

next we have ancelotti. he won a champions league with us, first one in 12 years and was sacked after next season went bad, okay, maybe a bit understandable.

but who replaced him? fucking benitez y’all. i don’t think i need to remind you how that went.

and then we have him. zinedine zidane, our blessing. but wait a minute, didn’t zidane start managing with almost no experience? EXACTLY. flop thought zizou is gonna suck, that’s why he hired him, but it all turned against him when zinedine zidane started to win everything he could and made a history as not only the best manager but also real madrid’s miss congeniality for 3 years.

that’s when he left while being on top taking cristiano ronaldo along with him. i’m not gonna come back to how we need cristiano blablabla, but isn’t that a bit weird that both best player and best manager leave a team at the same time while it’s still winning?

let me tell you something sisters, that’s a flop right there doing his “job”. he chosen a moment when real madrid sucked in laliga to eliminate a threat to it sucking even more and he made both zidane and cr7 leave.

okay, so now he hires julen lopetegui. great manager for spain nt, nothing weird he wants him for real madrid. but… wait a minute… isn’t that the same guy who left real madrid to play for b*rca couple years later? YES HE IS. they both wanted to destroy rm that’s why lope disorganised the team that already had a lot on it’s shoulders because flop payed him more money to suck than spain nt would pay him for winning and for a few months he played an idiot just to chill for the rest of his life later on.

AND NOT WE HAVE SANTIAGO SOLARI. why real madrid ex-player would want to see his former team suffer? that’s because he idolises flop and wants to take over him. yes, you heard it first.

why would someone who cares for a team punish one of the best players for such a long time? isn’t like 3 games enough? why would he put keylor navas on a bench just to give his spot on a team someone clearly less successful at this job? that’s because flop told him to. that’s because he wants something more than just a manager title, he wants to take over florentino.

that’s it hope you guys enjoyed it and see you next week bye!!

ancelotti: they have delayed the game, we play at 9:30

toni: we will win later, it doesn’t matter

bonus:

we are all vini jr