you take your girl and multiply her by four

Eeeheeeheeeheee~

Is there any greater joy in life than writing about Adam Parrish gaining weight?

500lbs is just such a nice round number, how could I ever possibly aim for anything less. You add another 20 on it and it’s 4 times my starting weight. How could I ever possibly aim for anything less. You convert that to kg and it’s 235kg, which is just 15 away from 250kg, which is such a nice round number. How could I possibly aim for anything less.

biting the hand that feeds me but im also sucking on the fingers a bit

still thinking about the dire consequences of my rpf btw. the way I got near-proof that he'd read the feedist smut I wrote about him and then in his next video promised to "put to rest any rumors that I'm on ozempic" ??? SIR????