vamos

cat purrs are so funny they’re like hello i need everyone to know. that i am cozy

date of origin: 31st of may, 2013.

i remember when we dropped that little arrow going from the avatar to the post and people LOST THEIR MINDS

not naming names but some of you are genuinely really good people and i hope that you get everything your heart wants and needs

we all must get weirder and more queer. i am completely serious and genuine and this is urgent. please get weirder and gayer now. if you see me acting weird and gay mind your business a little bit.

I like the implication here that the other cats can play guitar, they’re just not as good

to the prankster who put “the moon” as the address on their online pizza delivery order: thanks a whole dang lot. i was up there for like ten minutes just aimlesly waiting, ringing the doorbell, kicking moon rocks around