FeatherFlow

Jack: Fuck you dad

Sawyer: Listen here, SLIM JIM, i do whatever the hell I please

Charlie: I just want mah bloody drugs

Claire: MAH BAYBAY PAYNUT BUTTAH

Hurley: woah like dude man did you say 4? that's one of the numbers! that's one of the numbers! woah like man dude that's evil!

John Locke: It's like the ancient Hawaiians say.....

Kate: It's not like I killed him THAT hard

Michael: WAAAAAALLLLT

Jin: MOOOOOOOOST DISRESPEKFUUUUU (throws sea urchin)

Sun: sorry about my husband

Aries: *plays one level* "let's go out!"

Taurus: knows every single secret level, cheat code, and special feature there exists

Gemini: get so frustrated when the can't pass a level that they forget about the game for 20 years

Cancer: *internally cursing at everything*

Leo: is initially the person who drives the wrong way or starts shooting at their own team

Virgo: violently slams on the buttons while shouting profanities

Libra: you probably never see them playing video games but they can pull an all nighter and play till dawn

Scorpio: sit there gaping as Pisces beats their record

Sagittarius: "I'm only gonna play one level" (27 hours later) "I should probably check if my family is still alive or not"

Capricorn: is so good that they just sit there with a smug smile as the glide through the levels

Aquarius: they look like they're just sitting and watching the most boring thing ever as they pass the level you had been stuck on for ages on the first go and get a gold on it

Pisces: probably has no idea what the game is but when they know the controls they're gonna win it