early-life crisis

u know the ship is good when one of them is dead

writing isn’t hard. i just have to extract 80,000 words from my brain using sheer psychic force

being myself performatively

you’ll achieve the most you can if you go at your own pace

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

once these 15 million different stressful situations resolve themselves I’m gonna be so normal again. I can be normal and not exhausted

My liege im sorry to break it to you but your advisor that's actually evil and wants you dead turned out to be straight. I know you really wanted to have an enemies to lovers situation with him. Yeah I'm afraid the poisoning didn't hold any romantic intent behind it. The king of the enemy kingdom is bisexual though, I could send him a letter? Yes, I'll make sure to include multiple threats of homoerotic nature. You will have your toxic yaoi, my liege

the prawn bomb exploded into shrimpnel

a lot of people were krilled

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

i would NEVER use chatgpt when I could just type my questions into https://www.tumblr.com/new/text an get 3 likes no response, and walk into the new day bathed with the sunlight bliss of ignorance

Took Ollie to the vet today. And I'm not gonna say who. But ONE of us had a panic attack immediately after the checkup and wouldn't get out of the sink

Can anyone recommend some entry level behaviours? Thinking of getting into being