the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

funny thing about anxiety is sometimes it kind of breaks your sense of danger. like i am known for repeatedly putting myself in situations that make my friends go "bro you couldve died. werent you scared?" and the answer is 👍 yjeah. i did it scared. i do everything scared. i didnt know that was the actual important kind of scary because i usually have to ignore my fears to function in society. it will happen again. watch out.

we should be getting iced coffee and going to creepy and musty antique stores together why must we be separated by our screens…

broke my routine so now i have to kill myself

ohh i get it now (doesn’t)

the most important virtues for the young woman are as follows: time theft, selfishness, orgasms, irreverence to authority, sacrilegious behavior, a questioning mind, and eating regular meals.

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

I’m not the woman I was a few years ago or even a year ago but I still like to hold her hand and remind her she did her best with what she knew