It Takes All The Running You Can Do...

So we know how we, as a community, all accepted that Billy Batson / Captain Marvel is the most egregious Tax Evader of DC (for this who don’t know, there was a whole poll and our boy Billy won out of literally everyone, including supervillains).

And in the Batman Cartoon (and some comics), it’s stated that Joker is terrified of the IRS.

I think you see the picture.

Joker: I may be crazy enough to fight Batman, but I am NOT crazy enough to deal with the IRS

Captain Marvel: lol imagine doing your taxes

Everyone present: w h a t

*clip goes viral*

IRS Agent: So, Captain Marvel was it? According to this footage, you have no been paying your taxes

Marvel: prove it.

IRS Agent: What?

Marvel: to make me pay anything, you need to know who I am and what’s to pay. I got nothing to pay.

IRS Agent: that’s not-

Marvel: not even Batman knows who or what I am. For all you know, I could be living in a multidimensional rock situated in, quite literally, the middle of nowhere.

IRS Agent: …

IRS Agent: I- w h a t

*some time later*

IRS AGENT: YOU BORE A STRIKING RESEMBLANCE TO LATE CC BATSON. SOMEONE WHO HASNT PAID TAXES IN 70 YEARS! YOU OWE US TAXES

Marvel: no I’m not

IRS Agent: Don’t try-

Marvel, holding the lasso of truth: I am not CC Batson, I don’t owe you shit. Plus he’s totes dead so can’t be me.

IRS Agent: DAMMIT

Joker: This mofo is crazy! Crazy? I was crazy onc-

*later*

IRS Agent, in Fawcette: why is none telling me anything!!!! You, Child, what do you know of your local hero?

Itty Bitty Billy Batson: lmao aren’t you that Agent harassing Cap

IRS Agent: it’s not harassment if he owes the government taxes

Billy: good luck taxing anyone in Fawcette lmao, magic doesn’t give a shit about that. Also we have different currency’s that just switches on random basis. So unless the government takes Drachmas, you’re cooked

IRS Agent, on the verge of tears: this has never happened before

Lex Luthor: WRITE THAT DOWN WRTE THAT DOWN

Bonus:

Billy: you know, I know someone who has been commuting tax evasion, tax fraud and more charges. His name is Ebenezer Batson. That’s E B E N Z E R and he lives just outside of Fawcette. Can’t miss him.

IRS Agent, who has a fridge with ‘CC Batson’ and is more than happy to get old man prey: thanks kid

Bonus 2:

Billy: Sweet, the IRS put my uncle in jail and the police gave me back my inheritance. Now to convert this into Fawcette currency (they will not be taxing this money)

Bonus: their father is also quite attractive

Diana, into a megaphone: Attention, people! Okay! Everyone who thinks Superman would beat Batman, say ya.

Half the Leaguers: Ya!

Diana: Now everyone who thinks Batman would beat Superman, say ya.

Half the Leaguers: Ya!

“Bruce’s favorite ‘if I had to hide a body spot’” and “yet another Wayne secret” 👀👀👀👀 

Bruce: Which one of you is doing this? It’s not funny and it’s a huge security concern.

Batkids:

Bruce: Hm? Who is it? I know it’s one of you. Who else would know all of these things?

Batkids:

Bruce: Well? Is anyone going to confess or do I have to check the cameras and computer logs?

Jason: Why do you assume it’s us and not one of the weirdos you hook up with on rooftops, you exhibitionistic furry?

Tim, softly: oooh, gottem

Bruce: I—

Jason: Also thanks for indirectly confirming you wax your ass. That’s not an image I ever needed in my brain. Damian, put me back in the ground

Bruce: But who would be so spiteful—oh. Hn.

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Sorry if this isn’t as polished as I hoped, but here are some tattoo studies! These ideas were all inspired or directly came from Bonnie headcanons from NYS30 and @scorpio-karma (headcanon of lotus flower and vines on her chest, however, I combined it with a rose headcanon idea-hope that’s cool) https://archiveofourown.org/works/35145946/chapters/87659821#workskin

https://scorpio-karma.tumblr.com/post/668159542063972352/bbhc-week-tattoos-so-for-a-while-in-the-bonkai

after this first round, I’d love to try the lotus version of this too btw!

The rose and raven wing headcanon was inspired by @xxgothchatonxx

https://xxgothchatonxx.tumblr.com/post/668177130863165440/bbhc-week-tattoos

The little spirals and designs that look like they’re glowing were inspired by @shadowcatgirl09

https://shadowcatgirl09.tumblr.com/post/668223510062202880/bbhcweek-day-four-tattoo-having-the-originals

Pattern designs and flower designs were inspired by everything-y-nothing @everything-y-nothing https://everything-y-nothing.tumblr.com/post/668138138469908480/bbhcweek-day-4-bonnies-tattoo-collection-nosce

The two serpents and dragon tattoo were ideas both given by nys30. Please let me know if I forgot anything/anyone to credit and there will be more experimenting so, yeah, like I wanna do the four-leaf clover idea from Leianaberrie https://leianaberrie.tumblr.com/post/668148583129825280/bbhc-week-day-4-tattoos @leianaberrie. I, unfortunately, can’t do every idea this round, just started to do deadlines for myself so that I can move on with sketches and not hyper-fixate too much haha.

Dolores + knowing all along that Bruno never left

Bonus:

Dolores + knowing all along that Bruno never left

Bonus: