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when i find a song i like i wring it dry like an old housemaid with a wet white shirt i literally squeeze the life out of it

be sooo careful when listening to music. songs can happen to you

not now honey, mommy’s yearning for something that once was and will never be again

earthquakes are like the one natural disaster that isn’t being directly exacerbated by global warming. that shit is here for the love of the game and the love of the game only.

hey. don’t cry. crush two cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in pasta of your choice ok?

This is love!

did you know public libraries are free and beautiful

Yes and I absolutely love them!

SOUND ON SOUND ON SOUND ON

having depression makes your friends seem like the coolest most put together people on earth like wow... you got out of bed, had breakfast, went to work, AND spent some time on a hobby when you got home....? that's so impressive you're like superman or something. can i borrow your power.