rise n grind mfs

aldo bellini: i don't want to be pope [remembers the threat of tedesco] but i'll do it if i have to [remembers to be humble] but i'm not worthy [remembers i lowkey want it] but it is a war [remembers i shouldn't want it] but it's shameful to reach this age and still not know yourself [remembers i'm gay] can we touch hands 🥺

funniest bit in Conclave by far is Cardinal Vincent Benítez, the only normal person in a 5 mile radius, getting up in a room full of Cardinals and going, "you are all petty, mean and a bit weird, and inshallah I shall not return here ever again" and 118 cardinals were like damn, he's right, we can't let him escape