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when i say “i don’t like drama” what i really mean is “i don’t want to have my own drama.” your drama, on the other hand,  

football wouldn't exist if these men just explored each others bodies

hey ive been really good about recycling and using reusable water bottles instead of disposable ones so why is there still an oil fire in the middle of the ocean

is my human suffering sexy enough for you, God? is it getting you off king 

Catholics at prayer

spiritually i’m working at a video rental store and recommending gross-out horror flicks to the trio of neighborhood rascals over the counter

I love it when people talk about how fanfics are better than actual books cause that just tells me that u think ur niche fanfics that only u and people in ur fandom know about are more impactful than say maya angelou or langston hughes or hell even the mf that made the goosebumps books lmao