ezra

do u have those mutuals who are like WAY COOLER THAN U and when they reblog/like ur stuff ur just like 👀💯✔️👀

why is this perfect

Awww 😊👏

This = everything

…….when will anything go as hard as ‘everytime we touch’ by cascada……such a bop…..changed a nation…..beatles who??? 

no offense but im ugly and have a crush on you

nothing is better than when a girl sits on your face because there is always a chance she can smother you until you die and i love to think that will happen

me seeing a cute girl in public: *tries not to look at her for more than 5 seconds because i don’t want to make her feel uncomfortable*

Im gonna take 1000 benadryl and fuck my shadow self

no offense but can one of you hurry up and fall in love with me