I was imagining "reverse creep radiohead" as a bit and now I can't stop thinking of "I wish you were special, I'm so fucking special" and laughing

you know what!!!! the absence indeed becomes a presence!!!!!!

Into the great wild yonder?

go in the great wild yonder

I love this so much. Someone slowed it down so it's not the old-fashioned herky-jerky of old films, now someone colorized it…the past feels like the present because, well, people. Lookit them having fun! *beams at everyone*

sorry that my pussy is so wet and soft and inviting and my heart is pure and full of whimsy. as if it’s my fault.

bucky barnes? you think this is bucky barnes coded? bucky barnes from the american imperialism movies? that bucky barnes? you think bucky fucking barnes has ever experienced a wet pussy or a pure heart full of whimsy? you’re going to come onto my post and say hashtag bucky coded? this post? bucky barnes?

who up being weary and haggard on a wednesday

girl, you KNOW I am petered out. I am spent. I am slogged. Absolutely fatigued. Feeling rather lethargic. I am the epitome of slothful. Just a real foggy-in-the-head kinda boy. I'm all tuckered out.

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