Captain Boofah

Maul takes his lived experience and puts it to good use to adopt his daughter apprentice. How responsible of him to try and do it legally! He’s already miles ahead of his horrible parental figures!

I don’t know what would be funnier, Sidious and Talzin going to an actual court or them having a vicious galactic custody battle that spans systems and has thousands of casualties and comically stops like a tom and Jerry bit when the Jedi turn around. Either way poor baby maul is getting dragged around all over the place. Said it before and I’ll say it again: the only way Sidious and Talzin could be worse parents than they already are is if they fucking hate each other. Unfortunately for Maul, all canonical evidence points to that being the case.

Like, in the Hobbit, Tolkien didn’t write Gandalf as a Serious Gritty Epic Fantasy wizard. Tolkien wrote Gandalf as an EXTREMELY PETTY sarcastic drama queen who just roasts everyone 24/7 and is almost like, a parody of a wizard– a funny character who isn’t supposed to be “realistic,” but a character that little kids would find funny and want to hear stories about.

but then years passed

and Tolkien decided to write Lord of the Rings

and he gradually realized the story would not be a lighthearted children’s book like the Hobbit, but a  dramatic serious epic

but he was like

So does Bilbo (our unreliable narrator) describe Gandalf as a petty grumpy drama queen? yes

Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.

Some examples:

Wrecker looking at his destruction after a 'stealth' mission.

Rampart looking at Kamino

Omega looking at the destruction of the Zillo beast on Tantiss

LMAO Nice

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