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the pride post the devsisters dont want you to know about

"If it were me... I would prefer to leave no room for the enemy to hold onto hope... I would use the world itself as my stage for the most dramatic performance imaginable." <- "if it were me", well the thing is, crucially, it is him - timekeeper went to sage because he's a version of SHADOW MILK. and CRUCIALLY, he hit the nail on the head. this is exactly what shadow milk IS doing. "if it were me" it IS you boy, if you were corrupted and had the power of time this is exactly what you'd be doing.

bro taking an interest in the ultimate dough 😭. "Ha ha. Think of it as a scholarly curiosity..." laughing and trailing off like that, he's grey at BEST here.

"I am a... complex Cookie." okay. okay. okay.

"i'd rather not give myself access to the power of time because if i DID have the power of time i WOULD fuck it up badstyle :)" at least he knows what he'd do and isn't denying it or trying to play good guy. also, crucially, this is exactly what shadow milk is doing in the story RIGHT NOW. he knows what his own situation is. he Knows he's on the edge.

"interesting enough to watch". cookies interesting enough to watch. i wouldn't employ such methods because then all the cookies interesting enough to watch would disappear. i wouldn't destroy it all because then i wouldn't be entertained. -> it's not about the cookies, it's about me and MY entertainment. selfish at worst and intentionally disconnected from them at best. he does not see anyone as an equal (why should he? nobody is) so he sees them instead as things to derive entertainment from.

sage is still shadow milk to the point that he is able to precisely HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD what shadow milk is currently doing when given a prompted scenario by timekeeper of "what would you do if [x]?". he lays out the exact thought process that caused shadow milk to corrupt because he went through the same exact thing.

he even says "oh yeah i sympathize with all of the other mes, because i had those same thoughts". he IS still shadow milk, and that being said, he's still VERY aware that given the proximity to power he would probably still corrupt at the slightest inconvenience too

So I'm gonna get this off my chest.

The Ancients aren't stronger than the Beasts, not by a long shot. We can’t deny it and no amount of bias can change it because even Devsis showed throughout Beast Yeast and even in Act 2. 

Each episode of Beast Yeast from the first to the last of Episode 15 showed that the Ancients, even after awakening still pale in comparison to the power of the Beast Cookies. Literally the first half of each Beast’s episode is the Ancients getting mollywhopped by said Beasts. Who I must remind y’all are weakened and are in false bodies. 

Literally Burning Spice ripped Golden Cheese’s wings and threw her into a gosh darn cell.

Even in the last three episodes of Beast Yeast (13,14, and 15), the Ancients were at an disadvantage with each encounter with the Beasts. Pure Vanilla was about to get another despresso cup with decaf (mind you even the other Ancients went down when Shadow Milk pulled up with his Kaledoscope of the Void), Dark Cacao was trapped and about to get Thanos slapped, Hollyberry Cookie was about enter the sequel of Doki Doki Literature Club- HELL, Burning Spice Cookie was dominating the battlefield when they reached him and Golden Cheese had an army AND Hollyberry Cookie with her. 

In Act 2, Future Timekeeper had to come tell her other self that nobody was beated Corrupted Shadow Milk in every timeline he destroyed that wasn’t “perfect”. She had to go find Sage of Truth to understand how Shadow Milk Cookie works cuz she wasn’t gonna get that cheat sheet from the Ancients (sorry Pure Vanilla fans but he really needs a cheat book everytime).  

The Ancients only had one saving grace. The element of surprise, them getting caught off guard. “Cheap tricks” and probably (pfft probably) plot armor. 

Shadow Milk was busting their doughs as a SPIRIT when they were in the Faerie Kingdom and if he didn’t play with his prey they would have been crumbs. White Lily caught him off guard when she resealed the tree instead the two choices (what good that girl? “You” aka Dark Enchantress still busted them out in the end). 

Mystic Flour was caught by surprise when Dark Cacao awakened with the dragons and called out her view of the world. Mystic Flour saw him being a stubborn rebellious pupil. 

Burning Spice was caught off guard with Golden Cheese’s awakening but let’s be honestly brother did not care about her fancy upgrade. He wanted a challenge and she caved his temple on him which he laughed about. 

Pure Vanilla had to tap into deceit himself and lie to Shadow Milk to get his souljam back. Brother literally took a peek of Shadow Milk’s therapy files and said it out loud. He caught Shadow Milk by surprise. Plus dude really hit Shadow Milk with a whole damn ship and still said he wants to understand him. Yeah, no, spend the beginning of your existence being worth how much you provide cookiekind for eons first with no sense of self and freedom of choice THEN maybe you can talk.

Eternal Sugar was caught off because she thought Hollyberry would submit to sloth and run from everything after biting the fruit from her tree that made witness and feel pain from other cookies. Instead Hollyberry awakened and still wanted to leave. Honestly, I would book Eternal Sugar a ticket to the nearest psych ward but that’s probably Hollyberry’s saving grace at the same time. ANYWAYS- 

I’m not gonna go deep into White Lily and Silent Salt cuz everyone and their mama knew Silent Salt could have easily dusted White Lily if he didn’t put her trial. She caught him off guard too but honestly ain’t that deep. A lot of people were theorizing either he was gonna put her on a t-shirt or he wasn’t fully corrupted like the other Beasts were. Still think he should have smack her at least once with his sword. 

Now let’s go back to episodes 13, 14, and 15. Now I know y’all saw put cheap tricks in quotations. That’s because the Ancients didn’t really have a hand in the cheap tricks but it was still coming from their side of battlefield. Like I said, the Ancients and co were getting their doughs handed back to them on a silver platter. The ONLY, and I mean only, reason they made to Dark Entrantress’s castle was due to the Guardians of Nature joining the fray. 

When the Beast Cookies’ guards were focused on the Ancients. Which the Guardians probably shouldn’t have joined because their powers were one of the MAIN (weakened btw) foundation for the cookie world. Weakened because other foundation being the Souljams but then it was someone’s (*cough* screw those rocks *coughs*) bright idea to split the souljams and weaken said foundation already. 

Ya know, the irony that ambushing was from the heroes side when the Beasts were fighting head on with their own powers instead of trickery.

Pure Vanilla was gonna lose if Wind Archer Cookie didn’t step in and brought out the lawnblower. Literally had to put distance so Pure Vanilla can escape.

Dark Cacao was gonna lose if Stormbringer Cookie didn’t serve the electric chair to Mystic Flour Thor style. Really shocked her from that ambush.

Burning Spice was BUSTING their doughs on that battlefield! They were not getting past him at all. Golden Cheese was getting humbled and Hollyberry was being put in a crater from him bashing her shield with just sheer strength. Moonlight Cookie literally had to snipe Burning Spice with gas bomb of Bernadryl mixed Vics Nyquil just so they book it out of there, not win, and even that didn’t hold him for long. 

Fire Spirit Cookie roasted Eternal Sugar like a sugared smore so Hollyberry and co could escape from being swallowed by literal giant mouths. 

Hell, they couldn’t even get to the darn island without Millennial Tree Cookie breaking the dang barrier surrounding Dark Enchantress Cookie’s stronghold. With Sea Fairy Cookie speeding up their travel with a watery speed boost. 

They weren’t winning with Silent Salt Cookie. The dude with the most experience of combat under his belt ain’t losing to the Ancients, with his loyal, disciplined knights too. That’s like ChiChi from Dragon Ball beating Storm from Marvel.

The Beasts were certainly caught off guard when Silent Salt was revealed to have betrayed them and was the real culprit behind their sealing in the Sacred Seal Tree. I guess that was also their saving grace cuz they weren’t getting past Silent Salt at all if he was actually on the Beasts’ side. 

So yes, the Ancients are powerful, make no mistake, especially together, but even Devsis showed the power scale difference in the end. 

I remember when he first released there was like a handful of people I saw who thought his hair was a hat just from the visual of it.

That's what prompted this, that's literally it.

And of course he wound up looking fine as fuck, because of course.

Headcanons?