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YAOI TODAY :3333

Holy shit it is yaoi day today

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

crash bandicoot is a twink

the chainmail stays ON during sex

Excuse me??? Can you reign your fucking Knight in please????? He keeps slipping notes through my chamber door that just has 'ehe :33' written on it??? What does this mean????

We don't talk enough about knight's armor as a form of exoskeleton/mech. You would be training in 40-80lbs of armour progressively since you were a teenager. you would've been practicing moving, riding, sitting, standing, running, climbing in your armour to make you an effective military asset. You would've grown up inside it until your body is just a mechanism to power this war suit. Would your armour start becoming a part of you? Would you get so used to the minute physical limitations that you find it hard to adjust when you're sitting alone and bare in your home? When you don't hear the slight clink of metal do you feel as if something is missing? Would you start to think of your armour as part of you, putting it on feels like you're invincible, and sometimes do you wonder if you're more metal than man?

Please make sure your Knight's plume isn't starting to droop down !! If it is, this is because they've been without cuddles for too long. It's imperative for a Royal to regularly cuddle with their Knights. If not their plume will start shedding it's feather and they will begin to restlessly pace circles around the barracks :( You don't want that !!

i think being pinned to a wall with a sword held to my throat by a rival knight would fix me

So irritating when your liege has a clear favourite knight that they always call on to abandon their personal honour to be of better service or to fight duels in their name like I could do that too. probably

socially anxious knight who keeps her helmet visor down so she can avoid eye contact

Fellas, is it gay to participate in a jousting tournament? Like is it gay to enjoy ramming other men with a big lance- ok, yeah I hear it now

A prince is a creature that, when left unattended, will sexualize even the most ill-advised parts of a sword. It is your duty as a knight to ensure he engages only in pre-approved hilt-play with a loyal and attentive swordsman.